SubscribeMonthly Archives: July 2010
Sexiest Quotes of The Week: Pontifications on Nudity
“You were drawing a bath, you were making a bath for yourself, and I was just thinking…that’s awesome.” — KTLA news anchor Brian McFayden, after getting flustered hearing Christina Hendricks talk about taking a bath.
“It’s funny because usually it’s the girl who’s naked. I was like, ‘That’s right, bitch. The tables are turned!’” — Drew Barrymore, on making Justin Long get get naked in their upcoming movie.
“‘When I have my own country, it will be a requirement for all… More »
Snooki In The Slammer
Schnookers was out partying a little too hard, we hear, and got thrown handcuffed and escorted off the otherwise very high-class beach where she had been dancing and using a beer bong. She was charged with disorderly conduct.
I mean, I’d be out partying if I were her, too! The New York Post reports that last night’s premiere of “Jersey Shore” was the most watched cable show of 2010, with 5.3 million viewers.
Poor Snooki. At least she didn’t get punched in… More »
Apparently, There is Something Called a Pubikini
I was surprised enough to find out that the one-piece with holes cut out, which I had been referring to as a “one piece with holes cut out,” is called a trikini. But a quick Google search revealed that this isn’t the only bikini I don’t know about — once upon a time, something was invented called the “pubikini,” and it’s exactly what you think it is…a bikini designed to reveal the pubic hair.
If you’re like me, you’re probably thinking,… More »
Video: You Need A Bacon Cupcake
One of my neighbors in college used to make these spectacular bacon cupcakes. I’ve spent the past few years searching for anything even remotely resembling them, but the closest I’ve come are these sad little brownie cupcake they sell at Mari’s. Which are good, but they’re about half the size of a playing card. Also, they are not covered in frosting. But now, all of that changes. Finally. Finally.
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Do You Consider Dating a Modern Form of Prostitution?
Yeah, neither do I. But Marc Rudov, who is a regular guest on Fox News and a self proclaimed anti feminist, does. He believes that dating is a modern form of prostitution because women expect to be paid for when they go on a date and they are willing to accept lavish gifts.
By his defintion, I am a prostitute. But I don’t listen to him, because he’s nuts. So phew, that was a close one, but I’m no longer a prostitute…. More »
There Is A Mad Men Nailpolish
You’re going to want your hands looking pretty when you’re gripping that martini glass. After all, it’s not the 60′s anymore, you can’t go around in opera gloves all the time. Fortunately, Mad Men Costume designer Janie Bryant has come up with a new line of nail polishes!
Bryant remarks that she was inspired by fabrics used in cocktail dresses during the “Mad Men” era — velvets, satins and lamés — when creating the colors, which are a brown,… More »
Your Dog Needs Plastic Surgery
Look, I know you like your dog. You think it’s your best friend. It sits there, quietly adoring, never judging you.
But you should judge it.
Because your dog is a barker.
Fortunately, there’s plastic surgery for dogs. USA Today has filled me in on some procedures, such as:
Consider the neuticles (testicular implants) some owners clamor for. Or how about “salivary duct transposition” to keep them more “drool-free”? Eye tucks? “Debarking”? Ear implants (for shepherds whose ears won’t stand, for… More »
Party Favors: Foot Surgery Will Make Wearing Heels More Comfortable
$500 dresses for your precious cat. – Huffington Post
Would you pay for surgery to make wearing your heels more comfortable? – Trend Hunter
13 year- old Kylie Jenner partners with Sears for America’s Top Style Crush. – E!
Veggies are good for you and your skin. – The Cut
Lindsay’s post- prison rehab plans are looking beachy. – Hollyscoop
Lady Gaga’s Hello Kitty dress: cute or creepy? – The Sun… More »
10 Flirty Finds for Under $10
It’s summer time, time to turn up the heat. Not figuratively, it’s too hot outside for my liking, I’m talking romantically. Here are my picks for 10 things under $10 that are sure to get heads turning in your direction.
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Poll: Would You Use the Wonder Washer?
While engaged in one of my favorite pastimes, designing my dream dorm room, I came across the Wonder Washer. The website describes its practical uses:
Wonder Washer portable washing machine goes anywhere! Perfect for dorms where space is limited and doing the wash is often procrastinated. No more trips to your dorm laundry room or the local Laundromat. The Wonder Washer is ideal for small loads and delicates. No longer will you have to do your laundry just when you run… More »
5 Things You Should Never, Ever Do in Public
Yesterday, I was enjoying a delicious slice of pepperoni pizza. Everything was fine and dandy until I noticed a woman clipping her fingernails at the table next to mine. I was absolutely horrified at the thought of her clippings landing on my slice. What’s even stranger is that this is not the first time this has happened to me. I was sitting in an English class last year and a boy in the first row pulled out his clippers during… More »
The eBabes: What Is Snooki Buying On eBay?
Snooki’s recent rise in stardom is due in no small part to the less-than-favorable NY Times profile, but we’re certain she’s now the most likable character on The Jersey Shore, followed by the Situation’s abs. Reportedly banking a ridiculous $10K per episode, we imagine Snooki now has a lot of free time and money on her hands. Obviously, she’s going to be doing some shopping on eBay.
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I Think Angelina Jolie Is Probably Cool With The Fact That Her Children Will See Naked Pictures Of Her
Star Magazine has “The Kinky Photos That Angelina Prayed Her Children Would Never See!” Obviously, this is shocking. As in, I’d be shocked if Angelina Jolie actually worried about that. I mean, Gia is on like every two weeks on cable. Remember when she spent that whole movie playing a nudist heroin addict? She was naked so much that I’m sort of surprised that the cover of the DVD isn’t her, naked and shooting heroin. But these are SO. MUCH…. More »
I’d Probably Be Anti-Photo-Shopping Too, If I Looked Like This
Emily Blunt apparently told Elle magazine during an interview that she isn’t down with being photoshoppoed to look thinner: “I don’t like it when they stretch you out and make you all long and skinny…It makes you look like a Barbie. Who the hell looks like that?”
All well and good, but dare I say, easy for her to say. I mean, it’s not hard to hate photoshop when you really don’t need to be photoshopped. It’s like how I… More »
My Fond Farewell to The Gloss
Today marks my last day as an intern at The Gloss and I’m resisting the temptation to add a sad face to this post.
After reading Jennifer’s fond farewell, I have decided to share with you, Gloss readers, what I have learned from this amazing internship.
Sometimes your bosses don’t care if there are pictures of you drinking on Facebook.
Talking about zombies, sex toys, and Karl Lagerfeld can be fun for the whole office.
It’s okay to sprinkle a few “bad words”… More »
Caroline Mazno is Suddenly Skinny
It’s like we don’t even know her anymore! But I am happy to see that she’s found something to do with her time, now that there’s the impending threat of her children leaving the nest…. More »
Allie Brosh Presents: Zombeauty Part 3
Last week we helped Chloe learn how to use body glitter and Axe spray to distract from the fact that she is basically just a walking corpse. This week, we’ll be taking our expertise to the next level and beautifying the hardest case yet!
Meet Gloria:
Gloria, I’d ask you how you are, but you don’t have any of the body parts necessary to generate speech or to even make rudimentary gestures, so we’ll just get started, okay?
Let’s be honest here; you’re… More »
Food is Fashionable: Madonna’s Corset Cake
Remember back before Madonna’s face was full of human flesh, and not whatever it’s full of now? In those days, she was just a girl with an iconic corset and a dream. We miss those days, sometimes. But we can get a small taste of them with this iconic corset cake. And it will be delicious. – Cakeheadlovesevil… More »
Do You Like These Watermelon Shoes?
Once again, The Gloss office has turned into a hotbed of controversy. Lilit says these watermelon inspired shoes a woman on her train was wearing remind her of ladybugs! Ladybugs are adorable! I say they remind me of smallpox. Smallpox is maybe the most horrible disease you could possibly contract, except for Ebola. What do they remind you of? I sure hope it isn’t smallpox, because just thinking about that is terrible…. More »