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Friday Style Icon: Dorothy Parker (With Bonus Obscure-ish Quotes)

Friday Style Icon: Dorothy Parker (With Bonus Obscure-ish Quotes)

A lot of people know that Dorothy Parker was a famous wit. A lot of people don’t know that in her youth, at 4’11, she was also considered a snappy style icon. Another thing a lot of people don’t know? That she and Robert Benchley subscribed to undertaker trade magazines and then cut them up and added jokes to make their own magazine From Grave To Gay!

Why is this not a magazine that exists right now? Fine. Change the word “gay”. Fine. Other than that. Why don’t you start it? Why don’t you dress like Dorothy Parker, find a platonic male best friend who is equally funny and go off and do things? Because you don’t have her wardrobe. Okay. I’ll help. And I’ll include some quotes! Weird ones, not that one about martinis, again! More »

Kate Middleton Named ‘Hat Person Of The Year’

Kate Middleton Named 'Hat Person Of The Year'

Right off the bat, I’d like to get out of the way the fact that that is the most awkward name for an award ever. More »

Space-Inspired Fashion For Our Future Moon Colony

Space-Inspired Fashion For Our Future Moon Colony

In case you haven’t heard, GOP member Newt Gingrich wants to put a colony on the moon. Why should the most powerful country in the world have to hitch a ride to the moon with the Russians? More »

Do You Know How To Get Men To Call You Back? A Quiz For Ladies!

Do You Know How To Get Men To Call You Back? A Quiz For Ladies!

Are you ready to test your lady-smarts? True-false “is this a good idea” quiz time. Okay, let’s rock and roll. More »

Let Them Eat Cake: Fashion-Inspired Cupcakes To Be Exact

Let Them Eat Cake: Fashion-Inspired Cupcakes To Be Exact

Just look at these darling cupcakes! How much do you want to just dive in and lap up that sparkly frosting? Can you just imagine how much fancier your life would be if you could waltz around a party with one of these little numbers in your hand? Even in your own hole-in-the-wall apartment, you could hold one of these and feel like you’ve arrived. It’s fun to play Marie Antoinette!

Karen Tack and Alan Richardson have pretty much answered the… More »

Men Tell Us: If They’d Sleep With Kreayshawn

Men Tell Us: If They'd Sleep With Kreayshawn

I’m Benedict Arnold, and boy do I love outsourcing. Instead of writing an article for Jennifer this week like I was supposed to, I farmed out the work to eight of my friends to see what they thought about slipping Kreayshawn the ol’ Jorge. (And Kreayshawn because of her recent slutty schoolgirl photo romp with everyone’s favorite sketchball: Terry Richardson.)

Ed note: I find these really, truly offensive, in a “I want to defend this doubtless talented performer” way. That said, I don’t think I’ve ever heard her music, and I know nothing about her. Please take it away, commenters. More »

Summer Of Small Accidents: Chapter 13

Summer Of Small Accidents: Chapter 13

Every Friday, The Gloss is publishing a chapter of Andrea Dunlop’s novel, The Summer of Small Accidents. Catch up with Chapter 1 and if you decide you simply can’t wait for next week’s installment, you can buy the ebook here or here. More »

Party Favors : Makeovers Are The Best

 Party Favors : Makeovers Are The Best

This reporter’s style was described as “ketamine casual.” Then she got a makeover. -The Observer

Understatement is where the money’s at. -The High Low

H&M says silk trousers for Spring. And fluidity. And “Baby colors.” -Refinery29

Underwear-wearer David Beckham discusses the new baby. -HuffPost Style

Zoe Saldana makes it look so easy. -The Budget Babe

Keith Richards should always demand your immediate attention. -StyleList

Apparently honey is a cure-all for everything. -YouBeauty

A Louisiana town is banning… pajamas? -Styleite

Retro Snap: You Really Do Recognize This Singer

Retro Snap: You Really Do Recognize This Singer

Look at the hair! More »

Maxim Identifies Actresses Who Always Look Ready To Argue. We Disagree.

Maxim Identifies Actresses Who Always Look Ready To Argue. We Disagree.

You know what I hate? When I’m walking down the street and some fuckface is all, “smile!” More »

Karl Lagerfeld Interviews Self, Redefines Narcissism

Karl Lagerfeld Interviews Self, Redefines Narcissism

Nobody knows Karl Lagerfeld like Karl Lagerfeld. More »

‘Man Buns’ Are Taking Over The Fashion World: How Do You Feel?

'Man Buns' Are Taking Over The Fashion World: How Do You Feel?

And I’m not talking about the kind fashion bros work on at the gyms they secretly go to! More »

Badass Little Girl Slaps Mom With Pizza To Help Her Regain Consciousness

Badass Little Girl Slaps Mom With Pizza To Help Her Regain Consciousness

It was left over. More »

Gallery: Jean Paul Gaultier Made His Spring 2012 Couture Show A Tribute To Amy Winehouse

Gallery: Jean Paul Gaultier Made His Spring 2012 Couture Show A Tribute To Amy Winehouse

For his Spring 2012 Couture show in Paris, Jean Paul Gaultier decided to devote much of his energy to creating a tribute to the late Amy Winehouse. This inspiration is evident in the show’s hair, makeup, styling, and even many of the clothes; retro 60s beehives and winged eye liner abounded. Gaultier also put his own modern spin on Winehouse’s style with futuristic shapes and some very on-trend bright hair colors. “I think Amy Winehouse was truly a fashion icon,” Gaultier told WWD. He also said he “felt compelled to celebrate her style because magazines have failed to do so.” Click through for some of his most Winehouse-ian looks. More »

People Magazine Shames Paula Deen For Eating A Burger

People Magazine Shames Paula Deen For Eating A Burger

As you’ve no doubt heard, queen of butter Paula Deen recently revealed that she has Type 2 diabetes. More »

DIY Hair: French Twist

DIY Hair: French Twist

Ugh, I never do my hair this way because, while french twists are theoretically easy, they never seems to hold as well as a braided updo. Probably because there is no hair-elastic, so you are going to be relying a lot on bobby pins. But that doesn’t mean it’s not worthwhile as “a thing that exists!” More »

Brilliant Graffiti Artist Adds Woman’s Ass To ‘Mad Men’ Poster

Brilliant Graffiti Artist Adds Woman's Ass To 'Mad Men' Poster

This graffiti artist is the Don Draper of our generation. More »

Party Favors: Vroom

Party Favors: Vroom

People are really into the Prada hot rod shoes. -Betty

A gallery of celebrities looking good without makeup. -The Frisky

Are you dating a mobster? -YourTango

Probing questions: are women people? No? -The Hairpin

It’s a girl for Bryce Dallas Howard and the name is cute. -The Stir

The best in beauty from this year’s Globes. -Divine Caroline

Rachel Zoe & co. pick the best accessories of 2012. -StyleList

Sleep is good for weight loss, everything. -YouBeauty

NSFW! Holy shit is this Terry Richardson penetrating Juliette Lewis?! (Seriously NSFW) -Fleshbot

H&M says silk trousers for Spring. And fluidity. And “Baby colors.” -Refinery29

Understatement is where the money’s at. -The High Low

This reporter’s style was described as “ketamine casual.” Then she got a makeover. -The Observer

Underwear-wearer David Beckham discusses the new baby. -HuffPost Style

Zoe Saldana makes it look so easy. -The Budget Babe

A Louisiana town is banning… pajamas? -Styleite

How To Respond When Degenerates Ask You “Why Are You So Dressed Up?”

How To Respond When Degenerates Ask You "Why Are You So Dressed Up?"

People. They sure do love making you feel weird about dressing like a human being.

When I say “people” I mean “lousy degenerates.” Here’s how to respond when you are tripping down the street, just feeling good about wearing a pretty dress on a pretty day, because it’s nice to look nice, and someone in sweatpants that read “cantaloupe” across the back looks at you sideways and says “what are you so dressed up for?”… More »