Lust Object: Giorgio Armani Crocodile-Weave Dress

As we go into spring we’re obsessed with this perfectly prim and proper Giorgio Armani dress. We think it would be perfect for a spirited alligator fuckhouse.

Giorgio Armani Crocodile-Weave Dress for $2,495.00 … More

Random Outfit of the Day: Cassette Tape

This picture is a joke, right? I mean, some oddly-dressed person with a greenish glow about them goes by the pseudonym “Cassette Tape” and claims to be a fashion designer? Yet there … More

5 Reasons I’d Rather Spend $5,000 on a Bag Than A Necklace

Diamonds are not a girl’s best friend. A Birkin is. In response to the fact that high end jewelry lines are, at the moment, in deep financial shit, Fashionista’s Lauren Sherman wondered … More

Does Anyone Else Hate Boyshorts?

According to Cosmopolitan Magazine, the “Thong is Dead!” It seems like a pretty stupid thing to kill. The thong is a perfectly fine kind of undergarment. You know the only time a … More

Dirty Girl Review: LUSH Vanilla Puff Powder

Product
Vanilla Puff Powder by LUSH, $10.95
Review Haiku (If You Don’t Want to Read the Whole Post)

Fragrant, Soft and Fresh
LUSH Vanilla Puff Powder
Crowbar Required
I may not love to shower regularly, but I am … More

I Am So Over This 'Women Don't Support Women at Work' Trope

Yet another op-ed came out this week, this one in the Herald-Sun, claiming that women do not support other women in the workplace. Once again, this piece was largely pulled from anecdotal … More

The Gloss Giveaway: Lush Products! (And Maybe Peeps, If You Like Them)

So we got some delightful Lush bath products from their Easter collection today, including this one that looks like a baby chicken. It’s called the Hippy Chick, and it’s insanely adorable (and smells … More

NerdGlam: In Praise of Full Eyebrows

Confession: I am the child of an Avon lady. When I was in fifth grade, she pulled out her color wheel, informed me that I was a “summer,” and forbid me … More

A Gallery of Contraceptive Chic

You know what’s hot?  Safe sex. You know what’s hotter? Wearing dresses made entirely out of condoms. Or, anything made out of some kind of birth control, really. And they’re available in … More

Why You Should Not Go On Chatroulette

You know those nights where you’re sitting around your apartment, and you’re not doing much of anything, and maybe you’ve had a few drinks while eating lame Thai food and idly watching an … More