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After another day in the midst of the heat wave, we like to kick back and unwind with some collagen ice cream! We’d love to have you join us. No? You don’t like that flavor? What about sheep intestine flavored? Wow, you must be a really picky eater.
Jezebel just did a post on What Not To Wear fanfiction. “Well, that’s all well and good” I thought, “but I’m sure descriptions of Stacy London’s flowing locks have nothing on some serious Tim Gunn fanfiction. I mean, there are comic books that revolve around Tim Gunn.”
So I checked out … More
Sometimes, Gloss Editors disagree. About caviar facials. The Gloss offices are like Thunderdome, but with beauty products.
Lilit’s Point: You know what’s the best part about being a beauty editor? Getting to smear random stuff all over your face. And usually it’s just some gooey white cream with a … More
When I heard there was a Great Gatsby video game, I couldn’t wait to try it out. Super exciting, right!? I wondered if they would have choices like “Play Nick Carraway with homoerotic subtext” or “play Nick Carraway without homoerotic subtext.” Obviously, at some point I would get to run … More
Here at The Gloss, we’ve already established that we have a hankering for nerdy dystopian novels. So we’re excited that Harper Collin’s much talked about upcoming book release, I AM NUMBER FOUR by Pittacus Lore is going to be available in bookstores on August 3rd, 2010 . The book … More
Last night I took some male friends to a party for New Beauty magazine (it’s the plastic surgery magazine). Now, these men are pretty open to older women, and besides, there would be free booze, so they were initially enthusiastic. Then we entered the room and froze. A good half … More
This is a picture of Chewbecca riding a giant squirrel while fighting Nazis. With a crossbow [COMMENTER CORRECTION: THIS IS A BOWCASTER]. This is what art looks like, people, this is what art looks like.
Chewie, you are America. Thank you for your service.
- Buzzfeed
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“Draping is like dancing, patternmaking is like learning to dance,” Prabal Gurung replied
“You should put that on a pillow,” said Wilson.
“I just came up with that!” – Prabal Gurung
I’m glad there is a line of pillows called “Really Esoteric Pillows For Patternmakers.”
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Oh. That woman is wearing false eyelashes. Oh. Wait. No. Those aren’t false eyelashes. Those are insect legs that she chopped off and then individually glued to her eyelashes. Real ones! Hundreds and hundreds of little insect legs. Oh. My, oh my.
I’m going to go retch, now.
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At first glance, you might see this and think “why is that donkey wearing jeggings?” But them you would realize that it’s not a donkey at all – it’s a zedonk, a halfbreed between a donkey and a zebra. The zedonk was recently born in the Georgia Animal Reserve. According … More
Sure, I love the Fail meme. Fail is a great word. I do not like your lunch place suggestion? Fail. How I feel about the oil in the gulf? Fail, BP, Fail. I wish to make fun of my own bad idea? Fail. It works for every possible inconvenience, big … More
We’ve already discussed how much Mark Twain hated Jane Austen, to the extent that, when he was on his deathbed, one of his friends kept threatening to come read Jane Austen to him if he didn’t recover. But was Mark Twain alone? No! And there’s no war like a war … More
We at the Glosss believe that all fashion world dramas begin on AOL Instant Messenger, just they way they did when we were in junior high. Today, Barack Obama and Anna Wintour decide to host a dinner they will charge peole $30,000 to attend:
Presno1: Anna!
Presno1: Michelle sys thanx.
Presno1: Anna?
Presno1: … More
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