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Anderson Cooper Calls Out ‘Human Barbie’ Sarah Burge On His Show
By now you’re probably all-too familiar with Sarah Burge, the self-proclaimed Human Barbie who–among other offenses–gave her daughter a breast implant voucher as a birthday present. When she turned seven. Yesterday, she stopped by Anderson Cooper‘s show to defend herself, equivocate and backtrack. More »
Don’t Let Tiny Fish Eat Dead Skin Off Your Feet!
As if you needed more reasons not to get a pedicure in which TINY FISH EAT DEAD SKIN OFF YOUR FEET WHILE YOUR FEET REMAIN ON YOU, the CDC confirmed this week that shit is gross. Also, risk of bacterial infection is high for both person and fish. More »
Here Are The Kardashian Sisters Looking Totally Natural And Fresh-Faced
It’s nice to see them take such a strong stand against the persistence of Photoshop in the media. More »
Your Guide To Women Who Were Professionally Punished For Being Too Hot
God, this again. Will women ever stop being punished in the workplace for their incredible beauty? No, I guess not. EVERYONE RUB SOOT ON YOUR FACES RIGHT NOW. More »
New Jersey’s Lauren Odes Claims She Was Fired For Being “Too Hot”
Here’s one for the blogs: a 29-year-old New Jersey woman named Lauren Odes claims she was fired on account of her outrageous hotness. Odes, a data entry professional, believes her looks and (comparatively) provocative fashions were too much for her Orthodox Jewish employers at wholesale lingerie company Native Intimates. More »
Bar Refaeli Crowned #1 On Maxim‘s Hot 100 List
Today, a ladmag deemed a woman sexiest in the land, based on a mysterious equation of bust-to-waist ratios, promotional availability, negotiations with publicists, readership appeasement and willingness to be naked in photos. More »
Check Out Lindsay Lohan Trying To Look Like Elizabeth Taylor
For the record, I still think Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor isn’t a bad idea. They’re both troubled! They both love jewels! They have substance abuse problems! More »
How To Score Free Food Pretty Much Everywhere
People are always talking about how cooking at home will save you money. You know what else will save you money? Living off the land, like a hunter. Here is everything I know about how to do this (legally) (somewhat morally). More »
In Case You Forgot, Plus Size Models Aren’t Allowed To Wear Clothes
The always lovely Candice Huffine has landed the cover of Spain’s S Moda. Although we’re psyched to see a plus size model on any cover (even with often regrettable headlines about their realness, curves, etc), the accompanying editorial trades in the two plus size model tropes that bore us most. More »
Learning To Cook (Reluctantly): I Made You Some Goddamn Scones
So, my battle with grocery stores wages onward. More »
Retro Snap: Do You Recognize This Famous Actress?
Her hair has changed considerably since then. More »
Crowdsourcing: Should I Dye My Hair? Maybe? Or No, Probably?
We just got an e-mail from The Patrick Melville Salon offering us a free cut and color. Look. If I were to have a life motto, it would probably be “sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” If I were to have a life motto that was in English and not pretend Latin it would probably be “take all the free stuff you are offered.” More »
Retro Snap: Do You Recognize This Childhood Fashion Icon?
You probably loved her style as a kid. More »
