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Illustrated Guide: How To Go Gluten Free
First it was Atkins, then it was South Beach. But it’s been so long since a fresh, sexy diet revolutionized the self-esteem industry. …Until now. Have you heard of this new diet everyone’s talking about? It’s called “gluten free” and it’s inspired a lot of trend pieces. Miley Cyrus is doing it, Kim Kardashian went “g-free” too! Since I want people to love me the way people love them, I decided to look into a gluten free diet and I’m excited to tell you it’s the best decision I’ve ever made. Here, I’ve written and illustrated an extremely thorough guide that’ll show you how to go gluten free for life! More »
Retro Snap: Who Is This Pretty Lady?
Periodically, I think of her as such a good actress that I forget she’s a babe. More »
Weight Watchers’ Weigh-Ins Need To Stop
I recently attended a local Weight Watchers meeting to speak about an upcoming charity walk/bike ride. Much to my surprise, when I walked in, the receptionist at the front table asked if I “needed to be weighed.” No, I don’t “need” to be weighed, I told her. No one “needs” to be weighed. To me, weighing people in public is just offensive and humiliating. And it goes against everything I believe in about how to get people healthy.
I get that Weight Watchers is all about helping people lose weight. Really, I do. But I don’t believe in scales. As a matter of fact, when I used to be a personal trainer (who worked with a lot of women trying to lose weight), I always advised them not to weigh themselves. Because, quite simply, weighing yourself is a recipe for disaster. More »
Jennifer Love Hewitt Still Talking About Vajazzling To Stave Off Obscurity
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a couple modes: one is talking about her weight, one is talking about her vagina. Both keep her in the press in some marginal capacity. Today, she’s talking about her vagina. More »
Retro Snap: Can You Recognize Either Of These A-Listers?
Both are in disguise! This isn’t even remotely retro! More »
Scent Of The Week: For When You’re Only Trying To Impress Yourself
There are lots of perfumes out there that are clearly designed to rope someone else in. More »
Dramatic Ways Your Life Changes With A Spray Tan
So, the people at St. Tropez offered me a spray tan. Obviously I was pretty hesitant, because I was worried that being human colored would cause me to lose my ability to read minds and live forever. Fortunately, that’s still intact. But other stuff changed! Like… More »
Did Kids In Your Town Go Tanning Before Prom?
We’ve been wading tits-deep into the tanning debate here at The Gloss, what with Amanda’s revelation that she doesn’t use sunblock. More »
Are We Supposed To Be Shocked That Women Look In The Mirror 8 Times A Day?
Women check their appearance in the mirror an average of eight times a day, according to a new survey that is apparently meant to be shocking. And it’s not just traditional mirrors: We use other people’s glasses, shop windows, the side mirrors on cars, and smart-phone screens to get the job done. Our confidence varies by mirror, too: 5% of women said they look their worst in the bathroom at work. Is all this mirror-glancing a sign of runaway vanity, or just confirmation that appearance matters, especially during the workday? More »
Snooki Gives Up Tanning For Baby, Is Kind Of Pale Now!
Snooki has given up tanning to protect her little womb Cheeto. More »
Jennifer Lopez Suffers Eyeliner Malfunction At What To Expect Premiere
She appears to be the victim of Kate Middleton Eyes. More »
Here’s What Kim Kardashian Would Look Like With Short Hair
Hint: it’s a lot like a certain Kardashian matriarch. More »
Learning To Cook (Reluctantly): Grand Finale
For the past week, I’ve tried to eat only food I prepared. More »
Fact: I Don’t Use Sunblock
It’s true. I do not use sunblock. I do not own sunblock, and if I were to disregard the fact that my mother would slather up my sister and I on beach days when were wee ones, we can say I’ve never used sunblock. Why? Because I’m an idiot. More »
