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I Vajazzled and I Liked It
By: Guest Blogger | 1 Comment | Mar 10, 3:16pm ETVajazzling, for the uninitiated, consists of affixing crystals to a woman’s vagina. Sound fun? Our anonymous reporter Robin Sparkles thinks so. Here, she recounts her adventures in vajazzling.
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Confessions of a Dirty Girl: Why I Hate to Shower
By: Blair Koenig | 5 Comments | Mar 10, 2:51pm ETFor most people living in a developed nation, the question “when do you shower?” elicits responses ranging from “in the morning” to “at night.” For me, it presents an opportunity to reflect … More
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Lichtenstein in Real Life
By: Jennifer Wright | No Comments | Mar 10, 11:53am ETDon’t ever let anyone say that make-up isn’t an art. Using M.A.C. products, this woman transformed into Roy Lichtenstein’s “Crying Girl” – the only problem is that a single tear might destroy … More
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Yes, You CAN Get a Gap Put In Your Teeth
By: Jennifer Wright | No Comments | Mar 10, 11:13am ETDo you wake up every morning wondering “Why do I not look more like True Blood star Anna Paquin?” It’s because your teeth are too nice. And by nice, I mean boring. … More
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Things That Smell Like Things: Marc Jacobs Biscotti Perfume
By: Jennifer Wright | No Comments | Mar 10, 10:04am ETWe were so excited when we received some of Marc Jacob’s new biscotti perfume! We then realized we didn’t know exactly what biscotti smelt like because biscotti is like a crusty, hardened … More
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Orange Like Snooki: A Pale Girl's Adventure in Self-Tanning
By: Jennifer Wright | No Comments | Mar 9, 5:53pm ETI wish I could say that I keep my skin ghostly pale for a really good reason, but I’d be lying. It’s not that I have an appropriate fear of skin cancer … More
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Eau Is Me: The Scent of a Book
By: Colleen Williams | 2 Comments | Mar 9, 1:27pm ETI got my start in perfume as many little girls do – through Barbie. The perfume-making kit was supposed to smell of roses, but inevitably smelled like an earthy (read: smelly) towel. … More
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Glowelle: Beautiful Skin Tastes Awful
By: The Gloss Staff | No Comments | Mar 9, 10:58am ETYou can drink your way to beautiful skin! At least, that’s what the note accompanying the Glowelle beauty drink told me. Do I want to be like the 87% of women who … More
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How to Get Botox and Not Look Like Nicole Kidman
By: Jennifer Wright | 5 Comments | Mar 8, 11:33am ETSure, it would be great to look younger. And maybe Botox can help in that regard. But, shit, what if you end up looking like Nicole Kidman? Her beautiful face is frightening … More
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Your $125,145 Avatar Makeover
By: Jennifer Wright | No Comments | Mar 8, 12:22am ETNo, Avatar didn’t win best picture. Which doesn’t seem that outrageous as it was basically Dances with Smurfs. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t look exactly like a Na’vi. Here’s how:
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