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Look, I was raving in the office about how much I hate Paz de la Huerta, and people were like “you should write about that! We love hate!” and I was all “no, no, I probably just hate her Boardwalk Empire character, who is a villain anyway, so it’s not fair to hate her. What if she reads here and is offended? I believe irrational things about our readership. That would be awful. I’ll look up some articles about her that will really make me like her a whole boat-ton.”
So, I did, and Jesus Christ, Paz de la Huerta may not be a terrible person, but everything written about her is REALLY making me hate her.
Look, first off, she’s not helping her case that I can hardly find a picture of her with enough clothes on to post on the homepage without freaking out the advertisers. I would like to point out that I’m in favor of nudity. Really. And you know, semi-gratuitous nudity at that. I thought it was the lamest thing in the world that SJP never got naked on Sex and the City when every single other actress on the show did (and the show had Sex right there in the title). But good lord, woman, does this need to be your whole shtick? Could we have one episode of Boardwalk Empire where you appear for longer than 30 seconds and keep your clothes on? Oh, I’m sorry, I guess I forgot that you are a sexual being. Huh.
Well, to be fair, that really could be the director’s fault, you know? And, umm, your body looks great Paz (I am trying so hard not to hate you). And maybe I am just jealous of your sexual beingness. But then you come up with lines like this in the New York Magazine piece:
It’s a Sunday afternoon, and Paz, exhausted from filming the upcoming HBO series Boardwalk Empire, has decided to spend a few hours at a bathhouse on Fulton Street. “I needed this,” she says, exhaling a deep whistle, expelling the weight of the world from her lungs. “This construction worker I’ve been fucking has really been keeping me up late.”
You know what I spent last night doing Paz de la Huerta? A PUZZLE. Which is completely reasonable information to share with an interviewer. Talking about the construction working you’re doing while sitting in a Russian Bath is not. This is just… deliberately provocative in a way that makes me cringe. And honestly? Fuck you for pointing out “ooh, he’s a construction worker” as though that somehow makes you down with people. It doesn’t, Paz, it doesn’t because:
she continues to knead her breasts while loudly discussing her most recent romance. “I think I’m attracted to outlaws because they make me feel safe inside, like a little child.” She drifts into Carmen—“L’amour est un oiseau rebelle, que nul ne peut apprivoiser”—and then translates for her audience, “Love is a wild bird that doesn’t obey the law.”
Are you kidding me? Are you somehow parodying how a hilariously pretentious bint would act on an interview? IS THIS JAMES FRANCO-ESQUE PERFROMANCE ART? Because otherwise, I do not understand how you sat around – on an interview for New York Magazine - kneading your breasts while saying randomly selected words that make no sense and quoting maybe, the most obvious line from an opera in the history of the world, and then translating for your audience. Because, oh, sure, no one else speaks French.
Oh, God, I hate you, Paz de la Huerta. I hate you. Hateyouhateyouhateyou. Wait. Let’s just let this hate flow free. Let’s let it go like a wild bird that doesn’t obey the law.
Paz fills a plastic bucket and pours it over her head, the ice-cold water splashing a woman nearby. She fixates on the bulldog’s transparent trunks and begins to laugh hysterically. “Why does cold water always do that!” she shouts to no one in particular, pointing to the bulge in his shorts. The bulldog, who is covered from head to toe in tattoos, looks at her sheepishly as his comrades laugh. “What are you, crazy?”
Paz becomes very serious. “No,” she says. “I’m Paz. It means peace. Get it, got it, good.”
WHO ARE YOU, WOMAN!? WHO DOES CRAZY SHIT IN PUBLIC AND THEN BECOMES BIZARRELY DEFENSIVE? WHO USES THEIR OWN NAME AS A RESPONSE TO INDICTMENTS OF THEIR CRAZY BEHAVIOR OTHER THAN CHUCK BASS?
Whew, sorry, wow, that hate was really flying with an extreme sense of liberation for a minute there. I’m going to reel it in as I would a bass.
Okay. That’s over now. Paz out, everyone.
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i’m also a stripper, have a philosophy degree ((i know, mad pretentious, go ahead and hate), work at a software company…
…and love paz. half the reason i do is because she is so camp and such a nut job and yeah, kinda james franco-y. yeah, she irritates me sometimes in her performances or in shit she says but i’d sooooo rather have people like that as celebrities than say, january jones or renee zellweger. ew.
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Full disclosure, I’m an exotic dancer and so are 50% of my friends. We’re all “hot” females who use overt sexuality to get desired effects from men, but these Paz excerpts and the comments still makes me want to roll my eyes. There is a such thing as being a naturally sexual and proud of it, but there’s also a such thing as being ostentatious about it. Nothing a sexually manipulative woman does is an accident. Women like this crave your lust more than your c*ck and just want the attention. Women will ploy, and men will fall for it. But for those of us that see through the bullshit, it’s annoying and insulting to our intelligences.
I’m so late on this but I don’t care, because I’m so annoyed that so many people are all “meh meh meh you women and your jealousies making you hate the ones that are hotter than you!”
I just want to clarify: there are many, many women who are muuuuuch more gorgeous than me, and I am jealous of many of their looks, but that doesn’t make me hate them. Christina Hendricks? FUCK she’s fine, and I wish I were that fine, but I still love the shit out of her. Amanda Seyfried? Who the FUCK made her that perfect? I would trade bodies with her in a hot second. But I love the shit out of her too.
Women don’t just walk around spitting fire at anyone who’s attractive. I think it’s ok to hate someone super hot just because they’re an asshole, and not expect everyone to be all “YOU’RE JEALOUS OMG WHY ARE YOU SO ENVIOUS OF HER SEXY SEXINESS, YOU TROLL??”
Paz is hot and a native New Yorker like me. I love her height and amazing ass. She is very seXy to me guys!!
“WHO USES THEIR OWN NAME AS A RESPONSE TO INDICTMENTS OF THEIR CRAZY BEHAVIOR OTHER THAN CHUCK BASS?”
Salvador Dali
Do you really need to say I hate you over and over like a child just to make your point? I think its funny how women are the ones who are usually complaining about Paz.
You know why women hate her and guys don’t? Because guys can’t see past her tits and through her bullshit
OMG …the girl looks like a normal human being and I might say with the great sense of style. (not like Kim Kardashian )Something like Kate Moss with curves..Typically American, it’s unforgivable for a woman to be a herself and dare to look good..You have to pretend to be a cutie otherwise no one will like you. Get a grip…
I quite agree sweetie!!
Great sense of style? REALLY?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm867089664/nm0209289
Just saying.
There is something cool about her..but I have to agree that attention seeking bullshit is really annoying. But I guess to want to be an actor you are a narcissist to begin with so its not really surprising. Also, its refreshing that she doesnt plaster her face with make up, mind you that drunk face she has most times is rather haggard for such a young woman. She also tends to have that sweaty sheen mostly seen on the oversexed. A bit gross, doesnt need to be so blatant..
You know, I hate her too. I’m not jealous, I am MAD that she has to be so pretentious and NARCISSISTIC all the time. She has that LOOK AT ME< LOOK AT ME behaviour going on all the f-ing time!! Also, she has a weird boob,……..maybe from getting her boobs done??? Check out the link:
http://www.stylebistro.com/lookbook/Paz+de+la+Huerta/ATe5H0DjXMC
I love Paz de la Huerta! Its funny how men can come out naked in movies or shirtless and no one says anything, but if a woman does, she is a bad actress, a slut, stupid, dumb… the list never ends.
Funny how all the ‘I hate her to!’ reactions here are made by women.
Probably because they don’t want to do her.
When I first read this I was really surprised by the extent to which you will go to hurt someone who makes you uncomfortable about your own insecurities. So what if she is a sexual person who happens to be comfortable with her body and be open about it? It is a free world and she is an adult. I’m surprised you don’t take more of an issue with people who write these gratuitous sex scenes, if this bothers you so much. Furthermore, it just really saddens me how catty women can be over another woman who is out there doing her thing. Why do we feel the need to tear someone out there doing their own thing down? And bully her about her looks? Why is that even a relevant topic???? The whole thing is just so sexist and pathetic.
and what about her mouth????
Seems decent to me in this article: http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/paz-de-la-huerta-bares-all/7606
You’re right, Nunu, she does come across as more decent in that interview. Certainly not as drunk or spun or self important, as she has lately. Thank you for the link and for showing us she’s not *always* nuts.
Much like the writer of this piece and the commenters here, I couldn’t believe one woman could be so dense and so ugly and disgusting as Paz seems to be, so I went on the hunt to prove to myself that I was being small minded/jealous/wrong. Unfortunately, for us Boardwalk Empire fans, the girl ain’t acting- she is that gross. I read the full article this author refers to. It paints an ugly picture. I also saw the video clip of Paz talking to interviewers backstage at the SAG awards when Boardwalk Empire won. There were quite a few cast members there who could have intelligently answered the questions being put to them but Paz hogged the microphone and you can actually see the other cast members cringing with embarrassment as she speaks. They talk amongst themselves and trade pained looks and seem to want to shut her up but don’t know how. http://www.tnt.tv/dramavision/?eref=google&oid=84885 It’s a painful video to watch but anyone who praises Paz and says how wonderful she is might want to watch it and her drunk post-party bad behavior videos and *then* make a decision on whether or not she’s worthy of emulation. It’s sad, really. She has so little talent to trade on and what few good looks she has are going to fade damn fast, as is the public’s patience with her attitude. If they recast her character/part on Boardwalk Empire and put in another actress to play Paz’s role I would not shed one tear. Good riddance to bad trash.
i dont know what’s all the fuss seems to me like everyone her is a little bit jealous of this fine young woman. her acting in broadwalk empire was brilliant. love her to bits. this tirade by everyones else on this page is by people who have tried to achieve the success Paz de la Huerta has achieved, but have achieved nothing of the sort.
Paz de la Huerta you are a brilliant role model for aspiring actresses all over the world. I salute you.
This girl is like an old plastic bag getting stuffed movie after movie. She makes me feel disgusted even having only 1 year age difference it feels too close.
Thank you so much for this article, i hate her even more now, and i have more reasons. Her duck mouth, her boobs literaly falling on the screen baaaah!
so glad i found this article to help me justify my strong hatred of her. she is so annoying on boardwalk empire, but i get even more annoyed with her every time i see her as herself. she is horrendous and untalented. hopefully she’ll disappear soon.
I love her!
DUMB SLUT. HOPE SCOTT WEILAND LEAVES YOU DRUNK ASS