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Christina Aguilera sang “At Last” at Etta James’ funeral over the weekend, which is impressively hubristic. What’s not so impressive is that the self-tanner Aguilera slathered all over her body before the performance began to streak off when she started sweating.
Scroll to about :36 if you’d like to see the “Genie in a Bottle” songstress try to wipe it off on the sly.
In case you need a gory close-up, this one’s from Styleite:
Is the lesson here don’t use self-tanner if you’re going to being sweating?
…Or, as it has been for some time, don’t use self-tanner because it makes you orange?
On another note – is that really the most appropriate attire for a funeral?
At first I thought she was menstruating and then I paused and had to tell myself, “You have been a woman for 26 years. You know it doesn’t look like this.”
While she is a very talented singer, she tries SO. HARD. that I’m embarrased for her. We all know you can sing, Xtina. Tone it down! You’re annoying.
When I first saw this pic, I thought that her sweating had actually picked up dye from her suit. Seen it happen before!