Gallery: Stupid PETA Ads

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Yeah, That's The Perfect Reason To Go Vegan

Umm, There Are Children in The Background

And The Models Are Naked And Covered in Paint. Of Course.

PETA Apparently Missed The "Don't Be A Cannibal" Class In 1st Grade

I Think The Real Question Here Is "Why Is Your Father So Overdressed?"

From The "Are Animals The New Slaves?" Exhibit

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Does She Look Like An Elephant To You?

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Funny, she doesn't look like an elephant to me. She looks like an abuse victim made to look sexy with some chains and whip marks on her back. I hope someone will give her a magic feather so she can fly far, far away from the PETA people.

Yeah, That's The Perfect Reason To Go Vegan

You know, I was thinking of working out a dietary regimen to feel healthier. Then I remembered that my primary concern should be making the airport security guy who thinks I have a bomb in my flip-flops decide that I'm super hot. Go vegan!

Umm, There Are Children in The Background

No, seriously, they're right there. And later in life they're going to have a fetish where they need women to moo during sex because of this.

And The Models Are Naked And Covered in Paint. Of Course.

Get it? Bear skin? Bare skin? You know what I love? Beefeaters.

PETA Apparently Missed The "Don't Be A Cannibal" Class In 1st Grade

Oh, silly PETA! We don't eat HUMAN flesh. Human flesh makes our hands all twitchy! Now stop it, you're confusing Karl.

Well, Okay, Alicia

That's nice. Why are you lying naked on the ground?

Does She Look Like An Elephant To You?

Look, A PETA Ad Without a Naked Lady

An ad that implies that people who get prostate cancer deserve it. Because they drink milk.

Yeah, Ann Frank Was On Par With A Goat

Fun fact - we actually know someone who survived the Holocaust. From what we've heard, it involved people, not livestock.

I Think The Real Question Here Is "Why Is Your Father So Overdressed?"

Your dad shouldn't have to wear a suit when he goes fishing. He'd probably be jollier if he had some nice waders and a flanel shirt. You should get him one for Father's Day!

From The "Are Animals The New Slaves?" Exhibit

Let me help you with this one, PETA. The answer is "no".

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21 days ago

There May Be E. coli in the Chicken you ate today. | well dwelling
[...] wait. It seems they may have pulled a PETA here. They are taking something attention grabbing and sensational and using it as a launching pad for a larger discussion. Because, wow, did they [...]

By Allie

I really want to find the person who came up with the Holocaust ad and punch them repeatedly in the face…

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162 days ago

PETA and Porn: Exploit Women, Not Animals | Adios Barbie
[...] to the point, promoting misogyny—often, violent—with the end result of animal liberation makes about as much sense as using racism to end class [...]

By chau

peta are all dickless ! everybody knows that eating other creatures to survive is normal in the nature and we humans are the same , i think if the gay animals can talk , someday they will fight for the animals they had eaten ! such dick,brainless people . this’s annoying , not encouraging !