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If there’s one thing in life that I value, it’s fairness. Justice. The soothing knowledge that everything evens out in the end.
And that’s why I’m so happy to find out that Gisele, one of the most beautiful women in the world, married to a famous, successful and super-hot football player, with a new baby and a job that allows her to travel around the world, is also about to become a billionaire. Yay!
According to Forbes, Gisele is poised to become the wealthiest hot person in the world because of her major fashion campaigns, but also because of all the products she’s lent her name to, from Havianas to cosmetics. Next, she’ll be launching a line of lingerie.
What this means is that the universe will eventually right itself, and all the wonderful things that are happening to Gisele will spread across the world, filling it with joy and beauty and greatness. Sounds good, right?
You know, I get why people think she’s obnoxious, but there are a lot of beautiful young women out there – even beautiful young women with modeling contracts – who are barely scraping by. There are not a lot of Giseles. Yeah, she started out lucky in that she’s beautiful, but everything else was her own doing, and that’s pretty cool.
I honestly think it’s awesome. The world needs more women billionaires.
Absolutely. A win for Gisele is a win for humanity.
That should really be on a bumper sticker.
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The post has been updated. Thank you!
By “Havianas” I think you actually meant HAVAIANAS, which is the famous Brazilian flip-flop brand that COMPETES with Gisele’s own, IPANEMA.