Possible Post-Ungaro Career Moves for Lindsay Lohan

Following her disastrous collection, Lindsay Lohan has been fired from Emanuel Ungaro. Now that her career in haute couture is derailed, what can our plucky LiLo do next?

• VIP cocktail waitress in Vegas – if Rachel Uchitel could land a man like Tiger Woods from this job, think about the guy or girl Lindsay could land.
• Molson Beer Girl – it worked out really well for Pamela Anderson. That said, does it matter that Lindsay isn’t from Canada?
• Celebrity personal assistant – because it would be karmic retribution for treating her own assistants like crap.
• Drug dealer – cut out the middleman!
• Dancing with the Stars contestant – seriously, I can’t believe she hasn’t done this one already. Think how awesome it would be if Maks was her partner.
• DJ – if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.
• Girl Next Door – now that the Shannon twins have moved out of the Playboy Mansion, Hef is in the market for some more girlfriends. Lindsay could get her own room!
• John Mayer’s New Girlfriend – doesn’t pay, but the publicity can’t be beat.
• Body double in Twilight – simply having her name attached to that film couldn’t be a bad idea at this point in her career.