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Summer Of Small Accidents: Chapter 13

Summer Of Small Accidents: Chapter 13

Every Friday, The Gloss is publishing a chapter of Andrea Dunlop’s novel, The Summer of Small Accidents. Catch up with Chapter 1 and if you decide you simply can’t wait for next week’s installment, you can buy the ebook here or here. More »

Maxim Identifies Actresses Who Always Look Ready To Argue. We Disagree.

Maxim Identifies Actresses Who Always Look Ready To Argue. We Disagree.

You know what I hate? When I’m walking down the street and some fuckface is all, “smile!” More »

Badass Little Girl Slaps Mom With Pizza To Help Her Regain Consciousness

Badass Little Girl Slaps Mom With Pizza To Help Her Regain Consciousness

It was left over. More »

People Magazine Shames Paula Deen For Eating A Burger

People Magazine Shames Paula Deen For Eating A Burger

As you’ve no doubt heard, queen of butter Paula Deen recently revealed that she has Type 2 diabetes. More »

Brilliant Graffiti Artist Adds Woman’s Ass To ‘Mad Men’ Poster

Brilliant Graffiti Artist Adds Woman's Ass To 'Mad Men' Poster

This graffiti artist is the Don Draper of our generation. More »

The Assumptions Bartenders Make About You Based Off Your Drink Order

The Assumptions Bartenders Make About You Based Off Your Drink Order

When you order a drink, I judge you. Here is a list of common personality traits and characteristics I’ve observed based off of drink orders: More »

What Your Favorite Blog Says About You (Incidentally, Do You Own A Purse Dog?)

What Your Favorite Blog Says About You (Incidentally, Do You Own A Purse Dog?)

Not prompted by anything at all, just making conversation! More »

The Editors Discuss: Swing Kids And Other Dancing Nazi Movies

The Editors Discuss: Swing Kids And Other Dancing Nazi Movies

Sometimes, Editor in Chief Jennifer Wright and deputy editor Ashley Cardiff just want to dance. Normal, non-antisemitic dancing. Which is to say, in a way that has nothing to do with the godawful 1993 movie Swing Kids starring Christian Bale. As a dancing Nazi. Here, they discuss this and other movies in which dancing and Nazis converge. More »

How Sexy Are Oxford Commas? The Sexiest!

How Sexy Are Oxford Commas? The Sexiest!

Oxford commas are probably the coolest thing since eggs, toast and orange juice! (That’s what we call TheGloss readers. It’s an adorable pet name.) More »

Dad Raps To Fetal Heart Monitor As Wife Goes Into Labor

Dad Raps To Fetal Heart Monitor As Wife Goes Into Labor

This guy just showed Jay-Z up BIG TIME. More »

Turn Your Family Into Twilight Characters With These Stickers For Your Car

Turn Your Family Into Twilight Characters With These Stickers For Your Car

You know those stickers that some people have that depict their whole entire family with little cartoon characters? More »

Middletons Upset Other Rich People By Taking Over Caribbean Island

Middletons Upset Other Rich People By Taking Over Caribbean Island

If there’s one thing rich people hate, it’s being reminded that they’re not as rich as someone else. More »

Check Out These Tattooed Disney Princesses

Check Out These Tattooed Disney Princesses

Who doesn’t look at Cinderella and think “well, she’ll be much more interesting when she goes through her Daphne Guinness phase and starts dying her hair silver and getting tattoos?” More »

I’m Never Giving Up My Childhood Stuffed Animal

I'm Never Giving Up My Childhood Stuffed Animal

Spikeroll, just chilling in the sophisticated way he likes to chill. More »

Is The ‘Shit ___ Says’ Meme Better With A British Accent?

Is The 'Shit ___ Says' Meme Better With A British Accent?

Oh, what’s that? You thought that this meme was over once they released “Shit Nobody Says?More »

In Defense Of (Some Of The Ideas Behind) The Manic Pixie Dream Girl

In Defense Of (Some Of The Ideas Behind) The Manic Pixie Dream Girl

I know, I know. This shit seems indefensible. But stay with me. More »

Friday Adorbs: Baby Deer Stands Up And Squeaks

Friday Adorbs: Baby Deer Stands Up And Squeaks

If this doesn’t melt your heart you are a cold, cold person. More »

The Editors Discuss: Nostalgia & The Rerelease Of Titanic (In 3D!)

The Editors Discuss: Nostalgia & The Rerelease Of Titanic (In 3D!)

Volatile man James Cameron is rereleasing his massive 1997 blockbuster Titanic… in 3D. If this move smacks a little too much of Star Wars: Special Edition foulness to you then: good! We’re glad to have you. Here, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff discuss Cameron’s reasoning, its presence in pop culture and whether or not the film is still relevant in 2012. Also, how that old lady was a bitch. More »

Watch Michael Fassbender Identify Famous Penises On The Red Carpet

Watch Michael Fassbender Identify Famous Penises On The Red Carpet

TheGloss‘ love of frequently-nude actor Michael Fassbender is pretty well documented, so we really needed to share this video of him on the red carpet recognizing famous penises. More »