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Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder!
Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
Dahlings, it’s no secret I hate this hair-hider, but goddamn, here it actually looks fantastic! I love the unusual pairing of brown and grey. I love the winterish look going on here. I love the texture of this jacket (and how I’d love to rub my snarky hands all over it to give it a good feel, wink-wink). I love how these jeans are faded in all the right places. I love the cocked eyebrow/half smile on Brad’s face. I love that he’s missing his regular Accessory du Skangelina.
The only bitch I have here is that his hair looks greasy under that cap, which I’m sure it would be since he never takes the freaking thing off. Oh, and the weird Mafia-ish hand gesture, too. That’s a little off-putting. But other than that, this look gets my Hot Stuff award! Men of the world, take note.
He could look better to me. Maybe it is his hair?
His gesture to me is waiting for angelina to join him, which I am glad she is not in this photo. She would trash it!