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Did you ever watch that show, 7th Heaven. The one with the wholesome Christian family? I made every effort to quickly turn the channel if it came on because somehow it always felt like they were tailoring the kids’ problems and morals of the story toward badass kids such as yours truly.
Well, the show is long over (I think?) But some of the kids who grew up in front of a very prim and proper camera are still kicking around Holllywood. While Jessica Biel said ’screw this’ and left the show to go become one of the hottest women on the planet with a Justin Timberlake on her arm (a feat hard to accomplish when you’re always filming scenes in church and such.
Image: Bauer Griffin
Anyway Beverley Mitchell is another 7th Heaven alum – but apparently somewhere along the way no one taught her how to apply a little makeup. I had to ask myself how old Beverley actually is, laugh a little because for a second there I actually thought my mind would have cared at some point to retain this information, and finally Google the girl to get a firm answer.
28 years old.
I can’t decide if it’s sad that she looks this pasty and frumpy while still in her twenties…or that she’s still in her twenties and doesn’t know how to apply a little lip color and eyeliner. Maybe some blush. Bronzer? No that would be too much. But at least, for the love of all things, mighty and good – some lip color.
Not good, Beverley. Not good at all. Might I suggest calling up Jessica to get some pointers if Hollywood is still somewhere you want to be?