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Who knew being a Hollywood starlet like Brooke Hogan could make you part of a big fashion mystery?
In today’s segment, it’s The Case of the Invisible Shoes.
I’m thinking she must have some sort of foot coverings on because her heel seems to be more elevated than the rest of her hoof. But she can’t possibly be wearing clear shoes, because those are reserved for pageants and drag queens. So, hmmmm. Looks like we have a mystery on our hands, dahlings.
On the plus side, her dress is pretty cute, though, no? If only we could get her some fabulous strappy sandals. Siiiigh.
Amy, the Bombshell’s Manual of Style is a book. Would LOVE to read such a blog though, as well.
Elena -! I wish i had seen that second comment – thanks! I’ll have to check out the Bombshell’s Manual of Style. Is it a book, blog…??
Val – you seem to have what we call a foot fetish. Hey, i ain’t judgin’, but we are talking about style here. Which probably does need to relate to fashion…. ;-)
Her feet look mighty nice to me … and lots of others out there in the foot world. Nice find!
1347 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
thanks, Amy! much appreciated. have you read the Bombshell’s Manual of Style? because you totally sound like a bombshell!
Just wanted to leave some cyber applause for Elena! clapclapclap :-)
My Mom taught me when i was really young (no kidding. like 5 years old) that it is far better to have a few classic items in ones closet than a zillion faddish ones. And that buying something on sale is a better rush than just about anything :-)
It is fun to look fresh, and to follow a fad every once in a while, but i definitely have my perfect white blouses, a great black suit, a pencil skirt… the basics never go out of style!
(Although one of the zillions of mags i subscribe to said this month to [gasp!]“put away your pencil skirts” – well, they can pry them from my cold dead hands! )
;-)
Is anyone else hearing John Lennon lament, “Money can’t buy you style!” In fact, I think a little poverty can actually help a girl cultivate her natural gift by forcing one to hone ones instincts in the thrift stores instead of walking out of the mall with matchy Express ensembles.
At The Bank, I pair my twenty dollar Walmart dresses with shoes from eBay that retail for a hundred dollars and up, and I look better than the managers that spend a fortune at J.Jill’s and Macy’s.
Perhaps Brooke should try a…gasp…budget?!?
Okay, yes I see the strap. Fabby eagle eye you have there, Amy G. Now, that said…
It’s still not freaking okay! I remain with my first deduction that clear shoes are for cross-dressers and pageants. And while I’m tickled that Brooke looks on this side of cute for once, I still would’ve loved to see her in killer pair of sandals. Sue me.
Elena, your Shoe Uprighteousness is totally deserved. Rock on, my fine-soled sistah. Rock on!
Jeezus, SarahPUFFY! What in the hell? This is not a self-help group for cheeseballs, yanno?
Kidding. Because I kind of agree with you. Even though that does have to be the cheesiest goddang statement I’ve ever read. :P
1403 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
1404 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
I actually like the clear heels on her [she's been snapped wearing them lots these days]. She rocks em proudly – and being proud of your garb is the ultimate fashion statement.
…fuck. How cheesy of me.
1404 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
1404 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
1404 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
1404 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
1405 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
1405 days ago
[...] Snarkstress implores you to help her figure out just what in the heck is going on with Brooke Hogan’s feet. [...]
URGH. I do see a clear sandal strap there. However, considering her entire ensemble usually makes me throw up a little in the back of my mouth, just having some positive elements (natural, pretty hair, cute dress, cosmetics not troweled on with spackle) is definitely a step in the right direction.
I myself finally nailed a pair of Thandies by Bebe from their fall 07 line that I have been longing for…since then, so I am positively puffed with Shoe Uprighteousness! hehehe