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Imitators of Mickey Rooney Imitating An asian
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This group doesn't exist yet, but when they do, wow, they're going to be such assholes.
Alligators
They're assholes.
Dogs Dressed Up As Giraffes
Jeez, you smug bastards. Fuck watching you walk.
Imitators of Mickey Rooney Imitating An asian
This group doesn't exist yet, but when they do, wow, they're going to be such assholes.
Pumpkin Babies
Oh, you think you're SO cute. You think I like watching you waddle? You remind me of heroin addicts.
Girls Who Have Neither Too Much Nor Too Little Sex.
Those goddamn fucking whore-prudes.
Picknickers
Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are picnickers. My friends who enjoy eating food off the ground, like monkeys.
Nail Salon Owners
All aliens trying to fry your human hands with UV rays.
People With Dowdy Necklines
Look at that matronly four-eyes with her little neckline. I see you there with your cancer-stick stealing attention from those other upstanding individuals.
Time for some more laughs…see this collection of funny looking Fat People Pictures.
#5 – So would that be sexually-moderate-face?
It’s like you’re a mind reader! I stayed up last night thinking “Man, I’m tired of thinking about the terrible Marie Claire article, but I still have so much hate- WHO can I direct it toward now??”
I think I will start off with the whore-prudes…