Levi Johntson Inexplicably Avoids Sarah Palin

According to Radar Online, Levi Johnston tends to bolt out the back door of Bristol Palin’s house whenever Mama Sarah swings by. I mean, I suppose that’s fair — I would either bolt or set up some sort of elaborate trap, like having a can of paint fall on her when she walks through the door. Then I guess I would bolt anyway.

But seriously — I wonder why? Sure, he said some things about the Palins that he regrets, but you’d think all he’d have to do now is say a few key words in her presence — “Maverick! Mama Grizzly! Pit Bull!” — and the part of her brain that likes things would be triggered, thereby putting the past completely behind them.