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Lisa Rinna - Plastic - Sea Foam Green

Could Lisa Rinna possibly be more strange?

Her face looks like it was carved out of marble. The sausage lips and bolted on boobs must have come in a plastic surgery gift set. The hair is probably the only part of her body that’s stayed the same since the mid-nineties.

Why do aging celebrities turn themselves into cartoon characters?

But that’s enough of my rant about plastic surgery…let’s take a minute to fully absorb this bridesmaid dress gone bad.

Image: INF

Image: INF

If your best friend Kathy showed up to tell you this is what you would be wearing down the aisle in support of the biggest day in her life, you would probably cry quietly in the corner but know that in the end, this is Kathy’s day, and two can play at this game so the bridesmaid dress you pick out will be twice as awful.

But to chose such a style willingly? In a color that can only be described as moldy mint?

And the belt…heavens, the belt. I would prefer Lisa go back to her robustly trashy ways than step out in a design so inappropriate for her age, body, an personal style. If this is her attempt to class it up a bit…putting the cavernous cleavage away would be a good start. But getting some help in the dress color/shape decisions next time would be a leap forward.

Image: Splash News

Image: Splash News

Sunday, March 22, 2009 - 4:10 pm ET
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