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This is so unfair.
I worked so hard to get here, and I’m the jerk to has to wear this stupid mesh helmet. My head looks like it’s stuck in a one of those hamster ball things and I’m supposed to look pensive and androgynous?
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Come on…even Natasha’s outfit with the zipper up her nose isn’t this bad.
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You know, I perfect my pout and I get callouses on my perfect model feet strutting all day long…and this is what I get. Who is going to remember the girl with the mesh helmet? No one. They will remember the mesh helmet but not think about beautiful me who was hidden underneath.
I would have even settled to be one of the hair-eyed triplets.
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But nooooo…just because I was late that one time, I get stuck wearing what feels like a laundry hamper on my head.
*Sigh**Pout*
Next time I’m taking that JC Penny catalog offer. Screw high fashion. I’m pretty and moms all across America are going to know it.