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These days, it’s all about the vagina. It’s like a competition to see who can have the most glamourous reproductive organ. I can tell you right now that I’m not in first place. Second or third, maybe. But seriously, will it ever stop?
We’ve taught you about designer vagina soap, vajazzling, and even clitter, but just when you thought this absurdity couldn’t get any weirder, here we are again with yet another way to add glam and glitz to your clit.
Completely Bare Spa in New York City is now offering a bikini ink treatment, appropriately nicknamed “va- ttooing.” The temporary tattoos are airbrushed and last about five days. This sounds familiar to the fake tattoos I bought as a child at the vending machines for a quarter. However, I don’t recall experimenting with different locations for my Strawberry Shortcake tattoos. The back of my hand was her favorite hangout spot.
Would you splurge on bikini ink? Maybe you already have some? Tell us about it.
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12 days ago
[...] For those of you who are not in the know, that is the new term for tattooing your vulva. (For a mildly NSFW but rather hilarious visual example of what this can look like, check out accompanying image embedded within this article on The Gloss) [...]
That is some thing to absolutely smile about.
http://mhlnk.com/DCC29A6F
Twat’s new?
This “conversation” is the best thing I’ve read all week: love the Jesus/Chong/Willie Nelson confusion – too funny…yet sad that anyone could mistake Willie for Jesus – or Chong, for that matter. Thanks everyone :)
THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!!!!!! god it seems like nobody here can take a joke! It would be so funny if a guy would P-too his junk hahaha I would laugh my ass off … Bearded elephant sounds perfect … :) rofl
by kiri
He looks just like a guy who hoarded rats on a recent episode of Hoarders.
Would you date a man who never shaved his face? Society demands that some things be maintained, and not by tattooing it and grooming it into a beard. Incidentally, think about this: this woman is either rather old or she dyes her pubic hair grey.
I would definitely give Jesus one right in her chin. mmmm I bet its tasty. I thought Jesus was bald. Well she should be.
She ‘should be’ bald eh? Seriously? Get a grip, women have pubic hair (shock horror) and the only place a bald vagina exists naturally is on pre-pubescent girls. I feel sorry for whoever you project this weird idea of what you find desirable onto.
Jesus. Does anyone here have a NORMAL SEX LIFE or understand what the term TEMPORARY means?
My fiance would laugh his ass off if I came home and my PUBIC AREA [not vagina, people...This is why men should not make health decisions for women] was painted like a butterfly or something. I think it’s funny, and who says the girl has the show it to anyone? Maybe it’s for a little self empowerment.
Don’t hate. Appreciate.
OK, now I wanna see Pe-ttoing….that’s right, on GUYS!! I’m thinking Elephant Man with a beard….rofllllllllllll
Oh now that was great! Got my rofl.
This is NOT a tattoo! It’s just painted on…
Chong? Jesus? What?!? CLEARLY WIllie Nelson!!
That was interesting. It would definitely be one hell of a conversation piece. But no one’s going down on THAT.
“But no one’s going down on THAT.” Ummmm I beg to differ! I think it’d be interesting to go down on her. I, for one, would giver her head.
Pete, don’t be such a pussy (pun intended)! Are you illiterate? Because if you would have read the article you would have seen it says: “The temporary tattoos are airbrushed and last about five days.” I think it would be fun for a couple to try something like that. It’s just temporary.
I concur.
It would be like a dude kissing another dude. That smelled like vagina.
And author – this has nothing to do ANATOMICALLY with the vagina OR clit. Vulva, at best, but mostly just labia and pubic bone.
And there is your anatomy lesson for the day. No need to thank me.
lol
Is it Jesus doing aerobics?
this pic WAS AWSOME !!!!!!!! THE BEST PIC ON THE INTERNET SINCE PARIS HILTONDS CLIT!! id post a pic but im UNDERAGE!! ;[ : [ —- find me on facebook or ps3 my ID IS SAMWILSON2010 NO SPACES
Even if this is temporary can you imagine being the guy who sleeps with her… looking down to see your junk being necked by Chong? That’s upsetting in some really special ways
Holy crap, is that CHONG??
Judging by a few of the comments, not everyone actually read the post. It’s about TEMPORARY tattoos.
I probably would. I’m a fan of airbrush body art, and my nudist mindset makes my pubic mound and vulva merely another part of my body to be decorated on a whim.
Its whatever….@T……its Tommy Chong!!!