Fashion
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Apparently, There is Something Called a Pubikini
By: Jessica Pauline Ogilvie | 1 Comment | Jul 30, 8:59pm ETI was surprised enough to find out that the one-piece with holes cut out, which I had been referring to as a “one piece with holes cut out,” is called a trikini. But a quick Google search revealed that this isn’t the only bikini I don’t know about — once … More
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I'd Probably Be Anti-Photo-Shopping Too, If I Looked Like This
By: Jessica Pauline Ogilvie | Comment | Jul 30, 1:53pm ETEmily Blunt apparently told Elle magazine during an interview that she isn’t down with being photoshoppoed to look thinner: “I don’t like it when they stretch you out and make you all long and skinny…It makes you look like a Barbie. Who the hell looks like that?”
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Retro Snap: Anjelica Huston
By: Jennifer Wright | Comment | Jul 30, 12:30pm ETAnjelica Huston, styling by Ara Gallant, 1976
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Allie Brosh Presents: Zombeauty Part 3
By: Allie Brosh | 2 Comments | Jul 30, 12:00pm ETLast week we helped Chloe learn how to use body glitter and Axe spray to distract from the fact that she is basically just a walking corpse. This week, we’ll be taking our expertise to the next level and beautifying the hardest case yet!
Meet Gloria:Gloria, I’d ask you how you … More
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Food is Fashionable: Madonna's Corset Cake
By: Jennifer Wright | Comment | Jul 30, 11:29am ETRemember back before Madonna’s face was full of human flesh, and not whatever it’s full of now? In those days, she was just a girl with an iconic corset and a dream. We miss those days, sometimes. But we can get a small taste of them with this iconic corset … More
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Do You Like These Watermelon Shoes?
By: Jennifer Wright | Comment | Jul 30, 10:58am ETOnce again, The Gloss office has turned into a hotbed of controversy. Lilit says these watermelon inspired shoes a woman on her train was wearing remind her of ladybugs! Ladybugs are adorable! I say they remind me of smallpox. Smallpox is maybe the most horrible disease you could possibly contract, … More
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Obama CLAIMS Not To Know Who Snooki Is. Yeah Right.
By: Jessica Pauline Ogilvie | Comment | Jul 29, 4:42pm ETIn a groundbreaking interview on “The View” today, Obama made history as the first sitting president to appear on a daytime talk show. And while he copped to knowing that LiLo is jailed, he also claimed to not know who Snooki is.
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Update: Katie Price Takes Our Advice, Slightly Covers Up Her Book Signing Outfit
By: Lilit Marcus | Comment | Jul 29, 3:00pm ETYesterday, we noted that Katie “Jordan” Price had taken the somewhat unconventional route of wearing a bathing suit to her book signing. Today, she seems to have heeded our suggestion that people in swimsuits don’t really scream “serious author” and added a tutu.
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How Is There No Tim Gunn Fanfiction?
By: Jennifer Wright | Comment | Jul 29, 2:59pm ETJezebel just did a post on What Not To Wear fanfiction. “Well, that’s all well and good” I thought, “but I’m sure descriptions of Stacy London’s flowing locks have nothing on some serious Tim Gunn fanfiction. I mean, there are comic books that revolve around Tim Gunn.”
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Meshuga Bands Make Kosher Silly Bandz
By: Lilit Marcus | Comment | Jul 29, 11:26am ETSilly Bandz, the plastic bracelets that started as a kids’ fad and are now being spotted on the wrists of respected fashionistas, have officially hit the big time. That’s right: they’re being knocked off. A company called Meshuga Bands (“Meshuga” is Yiddish for “has a case of the crazy”) makes … More
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Now Your Underwear Will Absorb Odor So Your Friends' Noses Don't Have To
By: Lilit Marcus | Comment | Jul 29, 11:17am ETA new kind of underwear – being marketed by some of the same folks behind Speedos – has technology that enables it to absorb odors. Originally developed for astronauts, they’re now available to sale in Japan just in time for the BO-drenched dog days of summer. You know that crazy … More
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Link Love: The Day JWOWW Bedazzled Our World
By: The Gloss Staff | Comment | Jul 29, 10:35am ETJWoww line of bedazzled clothing is on sale, and some of it is not horrible – Jezebel
Kendall Jenner wants you know that she is a very, very responsible model – CocoPerez
Kate Winslet appears to be dating British model Louis Dowler – People
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Designers Say The Darndest Things: Prabal Gurung
By: Jennifer Wright | Comment | Jul 29, 10:05am ET“Draping is like dancing, patternmaking is like learning to dance,” Prabal Gurung replied
“You should put that on a pillow,” said Wilson.
“I just came up with that!” – Prabal Gurung
I’m glad there is a line of pillows called “Really Esoteric Pillows For Patternmakers.”
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Prom Outfits Made Entirely of Duct Tape
By: Jessica Pauline Ogilvie | Comment | Jul 28, 8:54pm ETThis couple, Ray Banna, 18, and Yancy Esquivel, 17, of Arizona is the winning duo of the Stuck at Prom duct tape competition, in which young folk were challenged to create prom-wear made completely out of duct tape. So, yes — tuxes out of tape, dresses out of tape, accessories … More
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Random Photo: Drew Carey Does Not Think Foursquare Is Cool
By: Lilit Marcus | 2 Comments | Jul 28, 5:39pm ETIf you think Foursquare has gone too far and don’t give a shit who became the mayor of where, Drew Carey is your new mascot. He was spotted leaving a restaurant in LA (amusingly named Swingers) wearing this fun “I Became the Mayor of Your Mom” T-shirt. If he was … More
