In honor of Lent, I would like to encourage all y’all to get out there and get your penance on. That’s right, people, it’s time to pay the piper. The good news is that all those Hail Marys just got a lot more interesting. Check it.
Sweet baby Jesus, those are brass knuckles on that there rosary! Yes, those are. There are two things that make me insanely happy about this. Well, there’s more than two, actually, but I’m going to limit myself to just the two. One is that brass knuckles are like the unofficial emblem of roller derby, which is basically a religion. Second, it just goes to show that Jesus really does kick ass! Available for $25 from Jesus Kicks Ass!
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Um, I’m not British.
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Sweetie, that is NOT a rosary. Just a necklace! Rosaries have 5 sections with 10 beads each. You aren’t one of those British newscasters that thought the black spot on Joe Biden’s head on Ash Wednesday was an injury, are you?
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