Gallery: Man Repeller And DANNIJO Made Some Nice Jewelry Together

Wherever you go, you'll have an instant disguise. Assuming whoever you're hiding from isn't smart enough to tell the different between a metal 'stache and a real one, that is.

Does your shirt not have a collar? Now it does.

It's a bolo tie for girls!

The matching cuff. Named after the great Kristen Wiig.

Named after MR's favorite character from the movie Blow. You know, the one played by Pee Wee Herman.

Is this thing for real? It does not appear to be joking. Maybe don't wear it in the hot sun unless you want a strangely shaped burn.

These are not earrings, but "clips" that can be placed on shoes or various other places. Also: sounds like someone has a Pee Wee fetish.

This is a fake watch. It's always crystal o'clock! Named after the European editor-at-large for Vogue, 'natch.

iPhone cases do not deserve names. But as iPhone cases go, they're pretty cool.