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Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole a $2,500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store. We’d say we’re shocked, but, umm, Lindsay Lohan does this stuff all the time. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but in the past five or six years, Lindsay Lohan has morphed from an actress into a professional jewel thief.
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The only thing that will save Lindsay Lohan now is a long stint behind bars.
Her time in a state penitentiary will not be wasted. She can learn some tricks of the trade from the other hos and make some fresh underworld connections.