On Saturday night, 53 young women competed for the coveted title of Miss America. They danced, they sang, they wore evening gowns — and for us, the audience, there were a number of fashion lessons to be learned: for instance, everyone over the age of 10 looks ridiculous wearing a dance recital costume. Also, padded bikini tops instantly make you look like…well, a Texas beauty queen. Here are some of the best and worst looks:
Photos via Zimbio/ by Ethan Miller










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I’m weirdly impressed by how fit and athletic all of them look.
Too bad. I thought this was going to be full of fun beauty tips, but i guess it was just an opportunity for some immature women to act like jealous, catty b**ches. Yes, any serious woman will probably find these competitions silly (and most likely not bother watching), just as any serious journalist would find writing about hair & makeup on the Internet a silly way to make a living. No need to make such an effort to tear each other down.