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Don’t you get it? He wants you to know him. All of him. As he says on his very special new blog:
This is my way to feel close to you, to talk with you, to listen and advise, to share with you my successes and sometimes my problems.
The entire thing kind of comes off as though he is some aging man who has recently purchased a mail order bride, and is trying to sell her on how magical their life together will be, while she sits there hungry and scared, trying to decipher what he is saying with her broken English skills.
We’ll talk about this wonderful world which our very mindsets are bringing low. We’ll talk about your problems, whether you are young, or old like me. How to combat violence and how to gain respect by respecting others.
The poor mail order bride. She only wants a cookie. She is so hungry and he keeps going on about stuff that she can only half understand because it only half makes sense.
I will try to make you smile, not with fairy tales but with real stories of my life. A long life, full of emotions and adventures. I am here to prod you, to help and encourage you. Do not forget that I love you!
Oh, my God, why doesn’t Roberto Cavalli have real human non-internet friends? And why is this blog just random pictures of The Spice girls? And why aren’t you commenting!? He loves you. Doesn’t that mean anything to you? He loves you!