Lust Object: Marchesa Gown

Remember Zoe Saldana’s unfortunate dress from the Academy Awards? Sure you do, it was filled with ruffles and made her look like she was going to do the can-can in three different dresses that she’d despately stuck together. This dress by Marchesa is what her dress would have looked like if it had been pretty.

Marchesa Embroidered Gown, $4,950,  Bergdorf Goodman