Now You Can Wear Temporary Tattoos Made Just For Your Boobs

Did you wake up this morning, put on your sweatpants with “Juicy” written across the ass and your “Princess” t-shirt and think, “What I need is another slogan on another body part!”

If so, Ta-Ta-Toos are for you! The temporary tattoos are designed specifically to go across your breasts — one on each! — and have such catchy twp-word slogans as “Bite Me,” “Custom Built,” and “Spank Me.”

The tattoos were designed, according to their website, by a couple of women who call themselves “entrepregals,” and who once worked together as sales professionals. Their first product was water for pets, called Dog Perignon. (How is water for pets different from regular water? No one knows.) Their second product was fake tattoos for your tits. The ladies describe the latter idea as “Temporary tattoos (displayed at eye level) expressing special sentiments in a way that could never be conveyed by words alone.”

Except that the sentiments are conveyed by words alone. Unless your tits are talking. Which they aren’t.

[via Jezebel]