Stilettos On Skates. No, Seriously.

You know what I always find boring? Trying to balance on 6-inch stiletto heels. It’s like, snoozer, already.

So I’m thrilled that someone has made walking on leg-elongating footwear not just more challenging, but also, it looks like, much more painful: DSquared2 has created ice skate stilettos. They’re boots, with blades at the bottom. (Granted, they’re double blades, so they’re a little less difficult, but we’ll still take them.)

These shoes are indeed made for walking, as demonstrated in this slideshow of DSquared2′s runway show.

So, that happened.