SubscribeTopic: Odds & Ends
Party Favors: Holy Pug Butt
15 really weird places Jesus has appeared. -The Frisky
Being ridiculous again: Tyra Banks. -Buzzfeed Shift
John Mayer says he’s finally become an adult. -YourTango
Good books that inspired (mostly) good musicals. -The Hairpin
The 100 most popular baby names of 2011. -The Stir
Hair conditioning tips you may not know. -Divine Caroline
Megan Fox before she became Megan Fox. -StyleList
Here are Rodarte‘s costumes for the New York City ballet. -Racked
Solange can really pull of a romper. -The Budget Babe
A survey of The Avengers‘ style, from Hermes to Tom Ford. - BlackBook
Why Hillary Clinton‘s no make-up move is great. -HuffPost Style
Juice! Lots of calories, still. -YouBeauty
Buy Carey Mulligan‘s Prada Met Gala dress. -NYMag
Piperlime gets a brick and mortar. -The High Low
A great review of the Met’s latest fashion exhibit, Impossible Conversations. -Styleite
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Does Watching A Man Insult His Wife Make You Want To Try A Travel Site?
HE HAS HIS FATHER’S EYES. More »
This 1948 ‘PsychoQuiz’ Will Help You Determine Whether You’re Masculine Or Feminine
Flowers or vegetables? Dancing or crabbing? Boys or girls? Choose wisely or you’ll be sent to the sanitorium. More »
Party Favors: Too Soon For BBQ
Being ridiculous again: Tyra Banks. -Buzzfeed Shift
John Mayer says he’s finally become an adult. -YourTango
Good books that inspired (mostly) good musicals. -The Hairpin
The 100 most popular baby names of 2011. -The Stir
Hair conditioning tips you may not know. -Divine Caroline
Here are Rodarte‘s costumes for the New York City ballet. -Racked
Solange can really pull of a romper. -The Budget Babe
A survey of The Avengers‘ style, from Hermes to Tom Ford. - BlackBook
Why Hillary Clinton‘s no make-up move is great. -HuffPost Style
Juice! Lots of calories, still. -YouBeauty
Eva Mendes has her finger on the pulse. -The Frisky
The terrible, preventable death of model Diana O’Brien. -Model Alliance
Buy Carey Mulligan‘s Prada Met Gala dress. -NYMag
Piperlime gets a brick and mortar. -The High Low
A great review of the Met’s latest fashion exhibit, Impossible Conversations. -Styleite
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Mischa Barton reaches for relevance in a cutout dress. -StyleList
Girl Scouts Leaders Are Stealing Cookie Money From Their Girls
When it was reported that Girls Scouts troop leader Ana Juarez was charged with stealing $6,000 worth of cookie money from her troop, the mother seemed to stand along in her deplorable crime. The shame of not only stealing from children, but also from her very own 6-year-old daughter who was also in the troop, would make any parent hope that this was an isolated incident. But apparently, Girl Scout leaders getting their hand caught in the cookie jar is by no means a rare occurrence.
A reader named Brandy commented on Mommyish that instances of money theft in Girl Scouts are not “unheard of.” When she was a Brownie, another parent stole cookie money from her mother’s Girl Scouts troop. She added, “There isn’t enough oversight of money.” More »
F*ck, Marry, Kill: Archie. Reggie. Jughead.
During last week’s extremely contentious Star Wars showdown, a lovely reader named Maggie suggested a F*ck Marry Kill starring… the boys of Archie comics, weirdly. So, because editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff care, we did one. Of course, Ashley has never read an Archie comic, but that’s never stopped them before. As always, if you need a refresher on how to play “Fuck, Marry, Kill,” that sure surprises us, but here’s one anyway.
Party Favors: Reading Wonderful Town
Good books that inspired (mostly) good musicals. -The Hairpin
The 100 most popular baby names of 2011. -The Stir
Confessions of a hair stylist at the American Girl doll store. -Buzzfeed Shift
Hair conditioning tips you may not know. -Divine Caroline
Another Kings of Leon guy married another model. -YourTango
A survey of The Avengers‘ style, from Hermes to Tom Ford. - BlackBook
Why Hillary Clinton‘s no make-up move is great. -HuffPost Style
Juice! Lots of calories, still. -YouBeauty
Eva Mendes has her finger on the pulse. -The Frisky
The terrible, preventable death of model Diana O’Brien. -Model Alliance
Buy Carey Mulligan‘s Prada Met Gala dress. -NYMag
Piperlime gets a brick and mortar. -The High Low
A great review of the Met’s latest fashion exhibit, Impossible Conversations. -Styleite
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Mischa Barton reaches for relevance in a cutout dress. -StyleList
How do you feel about neon racing stripes on jeans? -The Budget Babe
Prada has a particular “type” and gorgeous Coco Rocha isn’t it…? -Racked
Party Favors: Would You Like Some Fashion With Your Superheroes?
A survey of The Avengers‘ style, from Hermes to Tom Ford. – Blackbook
Confessions of a hair stylist at the American Girl doll store. -Buzzfeed Shift
Hair conditioning tips you may not know. -Divine Caroline
Finger wave tutorial, because Jane Marie is advanced when it comes to being a girl. -The Hairpin
Another Kings of Leon guy married another model. -YourTango
Leading the charge against casual dress. -Collectors Weekly
Eva Mendes has her finger on the pulse. -The Frisky
The terrible, preventable death of model Diana O’Brien. -Model Alliance
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back on. -The Stir
Buy Carey Mulligan‘s Prada Met Gala dress. -NYMag
Piperlime gets a brick and mortar. -The High Low
A great review of the Met’s latest fashion exhibit, Impossible Conversations. -Styleite
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Mischa Barton reaches for relevance in a cutout dress. -StyleList
How do you feel about neon racing stripes on jeans? -The Budget Babe
Prada has a particular “type” and gorgeous Coco Rocha isn’t it…? -Racked
5 good reasons to shut out diet soda. -YouBeauty
8 Ways To Make Your Vagina Love Biking
Did you know that May is National Bike Month and this is Bike to Work Week? That may sound like a great idea, you say, if only my lady parts would agree, right? Because, let’s face it, biking is not always kind to our vagina and our butt. In fact, sometimes it’s downright painful. Painful enough to make swear we will never hop on again. But before you ditch your wheels, we’ve pulled together some suggestions to make biking more comfortable. Who knows, maybe they will even help your vagina to love the sport enough that you’ll commute to work on two wheels this week and every week! More »
Party Favors: Hey, Is Your Mom Perfect?
No? What do you do about that? – Jezebel
Confessions of a hair stylist at the American Girl doll store. -Buzzfeed Shift
Hair conditioning tips you may not know. -Divine Caroline
Finger wave tutorial, because Jane Marie is advanced when it comes to being a girl. -The Hairpin
Another Kings of Leon guy married another model. -YourTango
Leading the charge against casual dress. -Collectors Weekly
Eva Mendes has her finger on the pulse. -The Frisky
The terrible, preventable death of model Diana O’Brien. -Model Alliance
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back on. -The Stir
Buy Carey Mulligan‘s Prada Met Gala dress. -NYMag
Piperlime gets a brick and mortar. -The High Low
A great review of the Met’s latest fashion exhibit, Impossible Conversations. -Styleite
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Mischa Barton reaches for relevance in a cutout dress. -StyleList
How do you feel about neon racing stripes on jeans? -The Budget Babe
Prada has a particular “type” and gorgeous Coco Rocha isn’t it…? -Racked
5 good reasons to shut out diet soda. -YouBeauty
Try not to fall: Christian Louboutin‘s most dangerous shoes. -HuffPost Style
Bristol Palin Issues Condescending Response To Obama’s Pro-Gay Marriage Statement
Specifically: the role he said his daughters played in helping him realize everyone deserves to be treated equally. HOW DARE HE THINK THIS? More »
Party Favors: Grandmas Are Dicks
Confessions of a hair stylist at the American Girl doll store. -Buzzfeed Shift
Hair conditioning tips you may not know. -Divine Caroline
Finger wave tutorial, because Jane Marie is advanced when it comes to being a girl. -The Hairpin
Another Kings of Leon guy married another model. -YourTango
Leading the charge against casual dress. -Collectors Weekly
Eva Mendes has her finger on the pulse. -The Frisky
The terrible, preventable death of model Diana O’Brien. -Model Alliance
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back on. -The Stir
Buy Carey Mulligan‘s Prada Met Gala dress. -NYMag
Piperlime gets a brick and mortar. -The High Low
A great review of the Met’s latest fashion exhibit, Impossible Conversations. -Styleite
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Mischa Barton reaches for relevance in a cutout dress. -StyleList
How do you feel about neon racing stripes on jeans? -The Budget Babe
Prada has a particular “type” and gorgeous Coco Rocha isn’t it…? -Racked
5 good reasons to shut out diet soda. -YouBeauty
Try not to fall: Christian Louboutin‘s most dangerous shoes. -HuffPost Style
Singer Of Punk Band Against Me! Is The First Major Rock Star To Come Out As Transgender
Well, this is exciting. The same day that President Obama finally said he believes gays should be allowed to get married, the oft-neglected “T” in LGBT got a nice surprise in the form of the first openly transgender rock star. And it’s even someone good! Not, like, Chris Martin. More »
Party Favors: Get Your Own Finger Waves
Finger wave tutorial, because Jane Marie is advanced when it comes to being a girl. -The Hairpin
Another Kings of Leon guy married another model. -YourTango
Leading the charge against casual dress. -Collectors Weekly
Eva Mendes has her finger on the pulse. -The Frisky
The terrible, preventable death of model Diana O’Brien. -Model Alliance
A fancy escort reveals what she wishes she could say to her clients. -Shift
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back on. -The Stir
Concerning a broken sex life. -Divine Caroline
A great review of the Met’s latest fashion exhibit, Impossible Conversations. -Styleite
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Mischa Barton reaches for relevance in a cutout dress. -StyleList
How do you feel about neon racing stripes on jeans? -The Budget Babe
Prada has a particular “type” and gorgeous Coco Rocha isn’t it…? -Racked
5 good reasons to shut out diet soda. -YouBeauty
Try not to fall: Christian Louboutin‘s most dangerous shoes. -HuffPost Style
Girls fashion is all about comfort, covering up. -The Cut
Sephora focuses on color for Pinterest offensive. -The High Low
Which Famous People Are Secretly Aliens?
Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff received a very strange press release this week. It began, “Rumor is spreading that Arianna Huffington might be an extra-terrestrial living beneath the guise of a renowned public figure and media empress.” HA HA! They said. HA HA!
But… what if? More »
Christina Aguilera Almost Had A Wardrobe Malfunction On The Voice
We believe the correct term is nipslip.
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In Which We Announce The Winner Of Regrets Week
Our readers have spoken and the reigning champ of Regrets Week is… More »
Party Favors: Advanced Style
Leading the charge against casual dress. -Collectors Weekly
Eva Mendes has her finger on the pulse. -The Frisky
The terrible, preventable death of model Diana O’Brien. -Model Alliance
A fancy escort reveals what she wishes she could say to her clients. -Shift
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back on. -The Stir
Concerning a broken sex life. -Divine Caroline
The best songs about redheads. -The Hairpin
Daughter #2 for Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard. -YourTango
Actually nice looking workout gear? Can it be?! -Refinery29
Mischa Barton reaches for relevance in a cutout dress. -StyleList
How do you feel about neon racing stripes on jeans? -The Budget Babe
Prada has a particular “type” and gorgeous Coco Rocha isn’t it…? -Racked
5 good reasons to shut out diet soda. -YouBeauty
Try not to fall: Christian Louboutin‘s most dangerous shoes. -HuffPost Style
Girls fashion is all about comfort, covering up. -The Cut
Sephora focuses on color for Pinterest offensive. -The High Low
Manolo Blahnik for J. Crew, we hardly knew ye. -Styleite
Someone Spent $75K On Lady Gaga’s Teacup
Remember when Lady Gaga’s chief affectation (one of them, anyway) was that ornate teacup and saucer? Apparently Gaga would coordinate them with events: One such event was a Japanese press conference that occurred a few months after 2011′s devastating tsunami. The cup was emblazoned with the words, “We Pray for Japan.” She told reporters she planned to auction the teacup to raise money for charity so she left a red lipstick mark and autographed the side of the cup.
The cup made its… More »
The Many Ways ONE Crushable Commenter Wants Me To Die
While most blog editors dream of developing a loyal community of readers who comment daily and positively on their posts, I always fantasized about finding one special commenter. The kind of commenter who would read my posts daily and take the time to craft multiple identities on the site so he can effectively get his point across.
Well, dreams do come true here at Crushable.com. By the end of my first day, I inspired one reader so much with my article about Demi Lovato’s mother, that he pledged to return to the site every single day. At first his comments simply pointed out my stupidity, my tendency to write like a retard invalid and my inability to graduate from high school. (And considering I have a third grade literacy level, as SuperCommenter pointed out, it’s a true inability to graduate.) More »