It’s hurricane season, folks. Earl is already making his way down the East Coast and while he is going to be out there destroying rush hour and making the bottoms of our jeans all heavy and wet, we want to make the most of the rainy days ahead. Apparently rain boots don’t sell for under $10 anywhere, unless they’re fit for a child, so you’ll just have to make do of what we found for you to keep yourself busy when the torrential downpours begin.[ITPGallery] … More »
The New York Times “story” about how small boobs are suddenly now trendy has ignited widespread panic and women everywhere are wondering if men are going to like it if an A-Cup is the new black. – Marie Claire
Apparently “boobies” is sexually suggestive. Yea? Well, then so is moist. – ABC News
Note to self: When your date shows up wasted, don’t walk, run to the nearest exit. – The Frisky
Removing your ex from your friend list on Facebook may be cathartic, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still stalk our exes via mutual friends, right? – YourTango … More »
I really believe that all most people want is a cup of really rich hot chocolate, a snuggie and some good television. And a hug. A hug, too. And now a homeless man from Oregon has pretty much proven my point.
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Want to go to Fashion Week and have money to burn? For just a grand you can purchase the Catwalk Package at the W hotel in Manhattan. It includes two tickets to any show, a suite at the W (either the Union Square or Financial District location), and two cocktails. – Forbes
Betsey Johnson owes Steve Madden money, and if she’s not able to pay up in time he might end up owning her company. Is this starting to sound like a Sopranos episode to anyone else? – The Cut
Tim Gunn has been everywhere in the press as of late. Is it part of some master plan to take over the world, or is he doing damage control because he might be losing his job at Liz Claiborne? – Fashionista
Finally, confirmation on what we’ve believed all along: it really is better to wash your jeans as rarely as possible, says Levi Strauss Director of Special Projects. – Wall Street Journal
Victoria Beckham got on Twitter just in time to attend London Fashion Week and celebrate her nomination for Designer Brand of the Year. – JustJared
Serena Williams’ tennis outfits aren’t just stylish – they might be moneymakers. One theory argues that female players wearing short skirts is a major incentive to buy US Open tickets. No word on whether Rafael Nadal merely existing works for selling tickets to women. – BusinessWeek … More »
Sadly, this isn’t a joke or a reference to the Kanye episode of South Park.
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Scottish scientists have discovered a way to turn whiskey into car fuel. As Paste Magazine explains, “The researchers ferment the sugar from spent grains (“draff”) and fluid from the production stills (“pot ale”) into a substance they’re calling ’super’ biofuel.”
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Her name is Lizzie, and she doesn’t look like a wildly eccentric bag lady.
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Quicklink: Swarovski Elements is working with 22 fashion designers and the American Cancer Society to create 22 black dresses. They’ll be auctioned off to raise money for the society. Find out more here.
What do you do if your neighbors keep having really loud sex? The correct reaction is not “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” – Marie Claire
The New York Times says it’s cool to have small boobs, so obviously it must be true. – New York Times
Are Jersey Shore’s Ronnie and Sammi the most dysfunctional couple on TV? Short answer: yes. – Wall Street Journal
How do you know when you’re in love? Like pornography, you know it when you see it. – Esquire
If you get stalked on Facebook, you are basically shit out of luck. – Jezebel
Celebrity sex scandals can teach you important lessons. Like “don’t cheat!” And “don’t make a sex tape!” Wow, thank goodness for famous people. – Fox News … More »
Quicklink: What should you do if you’re hit by a car and abducted by the Armenian mob? This.
We already know that blowing across the top of a bottle makes a sound. But the guys behind Tuned Pale Ale have taken that one step further. The beer’s label has a musical scale printed on it so you can know what note the bottle will play.
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Okay, I want you to sit down and be calm.
I don’t want you jumping up, and you have to promise me there will be no squealing noises, because then your employer will know that you’re reading TheGloss and not filing expense reports, and you’ll get in trouble.
Ready?
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Um, I meant “medical marijuana” commercial.
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“Handerpants” are underpants for your hands. Basically, they look like tightie-whities crossed with fingerless gloves. I understand why my crotch needs underwear, but not my hands. My hands do not have genitals that need protecting.
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What’s more delicious than a steak and wine? A steak from a cow who drinks wine. Cattle farmers in British Columbia are giving cows wine along with their regular food and claiming that it makes the steak produced from these cows tastier. … More »
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