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Paparazzi caught Eva Longoria Parker and her husband Tony Parker last night, sneaking out of Beso — the restaurant she owns.
I think this is the perfect time to play “What Are Eva and Tony Saying?” Yes?
Tony: Here, baby, lemme open this door for you. …while I laugh at this dude sayin’ something funny behind you. You can’t see him, though, because I’m four feet taller than you.
Eva: It’s cool. My eye level only goes to this fake bling on your shirt. And this graphic pattern at your waist. Wait. What? Why am I married to someone who wears a fake blinged-out skull and cross bones on his shirt? Why are you squeezing my hand so hard? Tony? Tooonnnyy??
Tony: Don’t worry ’bout it, baby. I’m just holding on tight because, you know, I don’t want you to go anywhere. Because daaaang, you look good.
Eva: Oh, thank god! Paparazzi will save me! Never thought I’d be happy to see them! Guys? Tony’s got my hand. He’s not letting go. Anyone?
Tony: I totally can’t hear a word you’re sayin down there, Itsy Bit.
Eva: What’s wrong with me? Toolish shirt or not, you’re still hot. And you’re right about me. Look at the good job Ken Paves did on my hair. Daaaaaang I look good.
Images: Bauer Griffin