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I'm so glad I could celebrate your special day by dressing like a stegosaurus made out of Starbursts.
I'm so glad I could celebrate your special day by dressing like a stegosaurus made out of Starbursts.
And, so, so sad that your amnesia prevents you from remembering what century this is.
A giant pink bow! And hell, just add some taffetta too. No, no, it doesn't matter that I'm on acid right now, I'm capable of making color decisions.
Please, please let the woman in silver be the bride, because the awesomeness would be almost too much to handle.
A clue is contained within this picture.
Oh. And it's gangrene colored! Thank you, bride-who-believes-I-cannot-pick-out-my-own-underwear.
After your wedding, I will be attending a renaissance fair where I will be eating fried cheese and making all kinds of sartorial statements.
Sometimes we all miss the 1980's. And sometimes, the 1980's miss you. They miss you so much they turn themselves into dresses just so they can attend your friend's wedding.
I mean, not my pajamas. My pajamas are cool. Not your pajamas, either. The pajamas you saw on Little House on the Prairie. Those pajamas.
Bridemaids love it when you tell them your wedding's theme is "slutty ballerina."
I think the fourth and last photos are from Gypsy weddings. And they have some hella crazy dresses sometimes…
I love that you were like “Katherine Heigel didn’t look bad” then used a screenshot from 27 Dresses. good.
You have GOT to see the rest of the pix from the wedding with the obnoxious turquoise dresses! Google Missy Quinn (the bride) to check out the article. The bride’s dress makes the bridesmaids’ dresses look positively tasteful. SERIOUS fashion faux pas goin’ on there!
The woman in silver is the brides mother – for real. Seen this wedding before, the bride was 16.
I was once dressed (not on purpose) as a star trek character. Not a useful dress.
I love ugly clothes almost as much as pretty clothes! If only someone would ask me to be in their slutty ballerina wedding party. I would LOVE an excuse to wear that.
Honestly, I was completely serious when I said bridesmaids love it when you tell them your theme is slutty ballerina. I’d think it would be hilarious to wear that.