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Mon, Sep 18 2006

How To Dress Like a Desperate Housewife

The first step in dressing like a Desperate Housewife is choosing which gal you are most like by taking this quiz.

If you’re a Gabrielle:

Gabrielle likes to dress ultra sexy.  Go for tight tops, short skirts, tight pants and lots of bling jewelry!  Also, don’t forget to always wear really cute high heals!

Adina Large Signature Circle Necklace

For Joseph, Ladies, Lace Trim Camisole, Shine Fabric

Love by Ya-Ya Touch Juju Pants in Black

Carlos by Carlos Santana Women's Trust Sandal

If you’re a Susan:

Susan Mayer dresses sexy but comfortably wearing clothes with flirty/feminine details.  Try sexy cotton blend shirts that feel soft on your skin and perhaps have a low or scoop neckline to show off your sexiness without going overboard.  Susan often wears jeans and comfy sneakers to go with them.  She also loves to layer, so wear a pretty tank top with a comfy sweater or cardigan on top.

Kikit Women's U-Neck with Tiered Sequin and Metal Tank Top

Susan Mayer's Style Jacket

Citizens of Humanity Skull & Bunny Bootcut in Black Berlin

Keds Eleanor

If you’re a Lynette:

You’ll either be in a sexy work suit or ultra casual at home with the kids.  Go for fitted skirts and blazers with fitted button up collared shirts.  At home wear sweats, t-shirts, jeans, sneakers.

Famous Maker Pinstriped Pantsuit

Gap Women's Long Sleeve Button-Up Classic Shirt

Women's Naturalizer Franie

If you’re a Bree:

Bree is your typical American housewife in appearances only.  She plays the part well wearing sweater sets and classic feminine suits.  Wear lots of pastel colors and pretty patterned clothes:

Prague Silk/Cashmere Soft Touch Twin Set

Vince hummus stretch twill capris

Stuart Weitzman Sensual

If you’re an Edie:

Edie loves to shock people with her clothes and attitude.  Try tight cropped tops, mini skirts, tight jeans and sexy high heals.  And don’t forget to throw in a cowboy hat for good measure.

Tri-Coastal Cowboy Hat

Cropped Polo by Baby Phat

Womens Garage Pleated Corduroy Mini Skirt

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    DH ROCKS!!!!!!!♥♥♥

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    Those “heals” must cause some serious injuries!

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  14. By Jersey Girl

    I don’t watch the show, but I guess I’m a Susan.

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    Oh – man! I think I’m a “Lynette.” Who knew!

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    Hee hee hee, that’s great! I think I’m a Susan ;). Our list is up as well if you’d like to check it out!!

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