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I find this oddly hilarious…news sources say the crime rate has dropped in Kate Moss’ neighborhood since she moved in…well, duh. It’s kind of hard to kidnap and burglarize people when you’ve got the paparazzi campin’ out 24/7.
One of Moss’ neighbors said, “With her security cameras and all the photographers out in the street, crime has stopped altogether.” So I guess that means they’re done hating her for being so loud all night, every night??
Hah! that is hillarious!