In case you don’t know, Kira Plastinina is a 17 year old fashion designer in Russian. Yeah, 17. And she started the line when she was 15. Kira is the daughter of an orange juice mogul, so I guess she just gets to do whatever she wants to. Yeah, orange juice. It’s hard to get your vitamin C behind the iron curtain.

The US division of the company went bankrupt last year, but seems to be doing fine in Europe. Maybe they went bankrupt because there’s no PANTS in the line, and Americans just aren’t into that. Except, of course, Lady Gaga.

This stuff looks pretty wearable, minus, you know the exposed nipples and pantslessness, but it’s not exactly couture, is it

Consistency doesn’t seem to be a priority, either, huh? What is that, Grecian draping? Right after the nipple-baring mood dress? I don’t think so.

Huh. Tube dress plus boyfriend blazer? It might be the revolution. Although I would probably wear these clothes, I’m pretty sure I could buy them off the rack at the mall. I’m not trying to be a hater, but does every rich kid automatically need to be a fashion designer? Why not design something else? Like toys, or cars or something? Or, how about this: why not get a real job and really surprise everyone?
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“Or, how about this: why not get a real job and really surprise everyone?”
Here’s an even wilder idea: how about a college/university education for some of these twats? Because, like getting a real job, that would require way too much time, effort and sadly, thinking.