Naomi Campbell on Cribs.

(Above image of Naomi Campbell taken at the 2008 DFDA Fashion Awards) 

Last night, I was bored and watching Cribs, and supermodel Naomi Campbell was one of the stars on there.  So, I figured I should probably check out her cribbage, and let me just say, it’s absolutely gorgeous!  She has a house in Jamaica that I would give anything to live in, equipped with her own private beach, a natural front-yard swimming pool, a guest house, and more.  However, I can’t do mosquitos, and apparently they’re everywhere there, as she has to keep her beds lined with mosquito nets at all times so she doesn’t get attacked at night.  She also said she can’t use her outside shower after 6pm, or she’ll get bombarded by a family of hungry people-eating insects.  Too gross!

You could tell how full of herself she is on that show, though.  She was parading around in the shortest shorts I’ve ever seen, with her butt hanging out the back of them.  Plus, she changed her outfit twice!  She claimed she was “hot,” so she took off her shirt and put on a bathing suit top, and walked around almost naked for the bulk of the show.  Then, a couple minutes later, she was wearing some random hat, and had draped herself with accessories.  Come on, dude.  People want to see your house, they don’t need you to model your entire wardrobe.  We know you’re hot, you don’t have to convince us.

Click here to view Naomi Campbell on Cribs.

Above image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com.