This Week in TheGloss Polls

This week we asked you a bunch of things, mostly about fashion. Here’s what you had to say:

• Sixty percent of you said that you would never, ever dress like JWoww. Exactly zero percent of you said that you’d be happy to wear her scarf-shirts. This may not bode well for her upcoming fashion line.
• However, 37 percent of you would wear the “Fuck Her Face” necklace favored by Diablo Cody and her girlfriends. An additional 34 percent would still wear it but pretend that it was just a joke instead of a major lifestyle statement.
• When news broke that Madonna was working on an upcoming collection for Macy’s, it was a dead heat between the pink Marilyn dress from “Material Girl” and the neo-cowgirl ensemble from “Don’t Tell Me” as the Madge look you most wanted to copy. The red string Kabbalah bracelet, despite its purported good luck properties, was the least-desired of the options.