You Need a Drink: Scotch Whisky In a Can

A Panama-based company called Scottish Spirits (the madcap geniuses behind alcohol-free whisky) understands us and what we need and when we need it (now).

Namely: a can full of scotch. How much scotch, you ask? Why, twelve ounces! That’s right: eight perfect little shots of it contained within its aluminum glory.

According to Eater, it’s being promoted as a handy, efficient way to drink/get obliterated at “outdoor venues.”

I think the important question is, what happens if you shotgun a few of these?

[UPDATE] I was super wrong. Shrewd Twitter reader @laliaberry asked the truly important question: do they come in six-packs?!