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It’s nice the way, as a child, you’re taught to believe that the impossible is possible. You believe that you can be a professional basketball player even if you’re only 5 feet. You believe that time travel is very close to being mastered (I still believe this, I have to because otherwise life would be too bleak). You believe that there was a chance, even a tiny chance, that Mario and Princess Peach could have made their relationship work. There never was, kiddo. There never was. In fact, there are a lot of pairings that would have been doomed in real life. For instance:
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Man, Pepe LePew and Fifi… even when I was 5 I knew that shiz was just all wrong.
I think Link & Zelda are the classic bad video game relationship. Poor boy from the forest, magical princess getting into trouble she can’t handle. Link fights for her again and again, never getting a damn thing while she usually sits in Hyrule Castle and doesn’t get her hands dirty. What is that crap?!
YEAH!!!!!! long live the Epic side bang singing doggie!!! Did she even have a name?????
THE LADY AND TRAMP ARE FOREVER. Forever!
…unless he ends up with the sultry lady-jailbird dog. She was awesome, as was her epic side-bang.