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Hey, did you know that the guys over at AskMen are secretly documenting the ways in which you might be a bad mother?
It’s true. For instance, if, as a girlfriend, you’re self-centered or a party animal, it means you’ll be a bad mom who will ruin your kids. Same goes for if you’re “not nurturing” (Quote: “Does she take care of you like a nanny when you’re sick? Does she worry about you a little too much? Is she generous with hugs? Has she ever made you breakfast in bed? If the answer to all of those questions is no, she’s not nurturing.”)
Because nothing changes when you have children, right? And if you’re not already acting like a good mother — even now, when you don’t have kids! — you never will.
In response, here’s a little gallery we put together, called “Signs He’s An Overly Judgmental Douchebag.”
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“He complains that you won’t be a good mother because of ways that you behave before you have kids.”
Yeah, because getting knocked up is the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser of character defects
Where was this 8 years ago, before I got married? :-P
Love the photos for this, I’m cracking up at my desk.
Pic No 4 gets better the more I look at it- poor kid is out of toilet paper even!
That’s odd. I never thought that men who were looking for the mother of their children were AskMen’s target audience.
Oh, crap! I’m generous with hugs! I’d better stop that right now or I may be shortlisted as the vessel for that guy’s seed.
<3 <3 awesome <3 <3