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Wed, Feb 15 - 2:37 pm ET

Please Continue Hating Chris Brown

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Good news everybody! It’s cool to continue hating Chris Brown! He says as much on Twitter!

And he does so in such a way that helpfully reminds you that he is actually the worst person in the entire universe. Chris Brown, people don’t hate you because you’re some sort of scrappy up-and-comer in a world of people who demand the crusts be cut off their tea sandwiches. You’re not being wrongly persecuted and beating the odds, here. People hate you because you beat your girlfriend until she had to go to the hospital. So, people hate you because of something you should be deeply ashamed of. Really, really ashamed of. Have you read the police report (helpfully provided on UpRoxx)? Let’s just revisit it, okay?

“A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

“Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

“Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the sh– out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’ ”

The detective said “Robyn F.” then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

“Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’

“After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’

“Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

“She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

So, he definitely tried to kill her. And just feels like “well, haters be hatin’.”

Haters, please continue to hate objectively bad people. Forever.

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Comments

  1. By Allen

    All Chris Brown fangirls need to grow up and learn to respect themselves instead of supporting this arrogant, ignorant idiot.

  2. By Breezy fan

    Very well smarter than chris brown fan.You are very proud and its clear you despise low class people. Say whatever you want but still i’m smarter than you.I’m not an American and English is my third language which I learnt by myself.Whatever the class of CB’s fans it still make a difference and thats why you wake up thinking about him.Why don’t you instead make good use of your education thinking about how to keep Chinese from catching up with you.

  3. By Breezy fan

    Very well smarter than chris brown fan.You are very proud and its clear you despise low class people. Say whatever you want but still i’m smarter than you.I’m not an American and English is my third language which I learnt by myself.Whatever the class of CB’s fans it still make a difference and thats why you wake up thinking about him.

  4. By b

    can we just enjoy our black history month without yall(the media ) trying to mess it up…Whitney houston just died and yall want to talk about something that Rihanna doesnt care about and never has..(because they still seeing each other)she doesnt care…why should you>>> RIP WHITNEY

    • By alexandra

      It is not about Rihanna, who obviously has low self esteem. It is about the 1 out of 3 women murdered daily due to domestic violence. You are talking about black history month? First of all , black history should be everyday since slaves built this country( stolen from the indigenous people of this country by the white man) Second, I do not represent the media. I am a person who hopes that we as black people can rise above our ignorance & shackles left over from the slave trade. Chris Brown is a sad excuse for a black man, boy rather. He is misguided & uneducated…kind of like you!

  5. By Zach

    It’s a shame this vicious thug was not locked up for a long time. He didn’t even serve a day in jail. Yet if a mother with starving kids steals $20 of food she can face 7 years in prison! He is not only an remorseless predator, but not very intelligent. What does winning a music award have to do with people hating you for brutalizing a woman? I hope this piece of sh*t gets everything he deserves. He is in for a doozy.

    • By alexandra

      Thank goodness, a man on this post with some real intellect!

  6. By Breezy fan

    You try to justify your hate on chris brown just because he’s winning & going places.Nobody knows what really happened & Rihanna herself has forgiven him.But what can you really expect from hypocritic, racist society with celebrity drug adicts and conviniet marriages who are glorified because of their race.Chris has issues but he’s not as bad as you’ve painted him.Its funny howsomeone else’s sucess brings someoneelse’s pain.Conratulation wh*t* Americans, you are the most morally upright society on earth.

    • By Smarter than a Chris Brown Fan

      Use spell check, future welfare-filer. You like the rest of the uneducated low-lifes who support that trash, are the reason why we will always have section 8 housing. Hope you have fun raising a litter of illegitimate kids, you pathetic freak.

    • By Are you serious?

      “Nobody knows what really happened”

      We know exactly what happened. We just read the police report. Like a minute ago.

      Are you fucking retarded?

  7. By fred

    People just need to shut the fuck up and leave CB alone. He fucked up, made a mistake. Shit happens people do dumb shit. If it was Justin bieber it would okay. We are only human. Chris brown and rihanna have to live with this issue not everyone in else in the world. I’m sure he learned cuz if he didn’t then why is Rihanna going back to him.

    • By Bea

      did you not read what he did to her? imagine if that was your wife, or your daughter.

  8. By Lindsay Cross

    I’m glad I have his permission now… but I’ve hated him for a while and I just can’t see it changing. Ever.

  9. By chris brown lover

    i love chris brown for all you haters fuck off bitches

    • By No.

      You can do better than a girlfriend beater.

    • By jo

      What do you love about him? I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit about you, internet stranger.

    • By Cate

      I hope that one day you are able to understand how damaging it is to you and also the world at large to stand by Chris Brown after what he did to Rihanna and perhaps other women before her. I would never wish abuse on anyone, but perhaps one day you will find yourself in an abusive relationship with someone and then you will see how very, very not okay this man’s behavior is.