How To Wield Your Sex Toys When Zombies Attack

Should you find yourself backed into a corner by flesh-eating zombies this Halloween, rest assured: provided you have your trusty anal dildo with you (we assume you always do), you’ll be just fine.

How? Well, the lovely people at UK sex store Lovehoney have created the following videos to show you. One makes clever use of handcuffs, while the other cannily employs a Big Boob Sex Doll(TM) and pheromone spray: