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There, did we get your attention?

However, the penis festival is no joke. The traditional springtime festival is a staple in Japan, where it represents fertility and crop growth. Japan has one of the world’s lowest birthrates, and the country is boosting efforts to encourage couples to have kids. Enter (heh) the penis festival, where people pray to penis shrines and make giant phalluses out of candy.

Luckily, the Global Post has a photo gallery. You’re welcome.