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When we first saw Bubbling, we weren’t sure whether or not it was a joke. But it’s presented in such good faith – “Being Mormon, I can’t look at porn or nudity. So I have to get creative!” that we don’t really doubt it. And it works, sort of. We think they can take this a step further and start a magazine called “Sexy Fundamentalist Today.” In addition to hundreds of bubbling pictures (we’re including some more below, as well as the “before” shots) it will contain articles like:
“Putting the Mrs. In Missionary!”
“Orgasms: Maybe You’re Having Too Many Of Them.”
“19 Wives: Too Fundy Or Too Fun?”
“You CAN Have Sex Through A Sheet”
“One Woman’s True Confession: I Used To Be A Filthy Whore, Now I Only Have Sex With Jesus.”
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“Where you’ve been is not nearly as important as where you ARE and where YOU’RE GOING.” -Elder Marvin J. Ashton. The past can never hurt us once we decide to let it go and allow it to TRULY BE the past.
http://spiritualthoughtsandstories.blogspot.com/
You don’t need photoshop to do something like that, just use online tool, few clicks and ready :)
http://bubbleimage.net/
“Suggestive” ads in my homeland would be of women covered head to toe, wearing translucent veils. Such is the “height” of “racy” allowed by the local media.
And it’s absolutely porn.
Now, I don’t mean it’s porn because I have some hangup that women so much as flashing a smile are “naked” — I’m far too Westernized for that puerile nonsense.
But the local men who see the ads, THEY respond mentally and physically as if it were the latest Hustler spread.
If Mormon men (or any other men) are willfully looking at a woman with the intent to covet her body and the imagined pleasures it would bring them if only they could reach out and touch her, then that’s adultery and lust being given free reign, no matter how the woman is dressed or covered. In nearly every sect claiming to be Christian, including Mormonism, that’s wrong.
The moral of this story is: Don’t compromise with the Devil, you’ll lose, every time.
Purity in a man comes from a change in *his* heart, not from a change in the clothes [or covering] of the women around him. ~ Jesse Duplantis
Interesting how the bubbled, Morman/Fundamentalist approved versions are hotter cause the girls look NUDE! Maybe the sex/porn police should rethink this.
Or is this a goof and I’m being naive? Religion confuses me.
This is….awkward. The comments on the link are freakin’ hilarious and priceless. I particularly enjoyed this one:
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wtf!!!!!!!!!! lmao. i love when religous people tweak things so it doesn’t conflict w/ their beliefs. just fyi your still going to hell for this. (srs).
http://www.maria,theawesome.blogspot.com
“Priceless.”
I just said “like” twice in one comment.
If it IS real, this is some creepy shit, if only because half of the girls in the link look about 13. Also, who are the pics of? Like, his daughter’s Mormon friends? Something about this is really pervy and weird — like, talk about non-consensual.
No kidding — thank you for commenting on the CLEARLY underage “models”.