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Ke$ha Took A Shower (!)
When we first saw this image, we imagined a bunch of people in suits with broomsticks herding Ke$ha down a hallway, through a bathroom door and into a shower stall. Finally cornered, she screams for mercy until the water drowns out her cries. She quivers there, dejected, in the stream. More »
Jennie Garth Latest Actress To Act Like Moron On Self-Titled Reality TV Show
So, Jennie Garth recently announced that she’s starring in a new reality TV show, called “Jennie Garth: Little Bit Country.” More »
Paris Hilton Releases, Then Unreleases, Spoken Word Single
Paris Hilton has wisely stayed out of the limelight in recent years, probably following that one time when South Park spoofed her life and career in an episode called “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.”
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Red Carpet Rundown: The Best & Worst Dressed At The 2012 Grammy Awards
The 2012 Grammys happened last night–Adele won everything, Jennifer Hudson paid tribute to Whitney Houston with “I Will Always Love You,” Chris Brown was allowed to perform twice and a whole lot of hideous dresses came down the red carpet (wait till you see Fergie!). Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Rihanna, even Paris Hilton looking good (?!) ahead. More »
Paris Hilton Resurfaces On The Cover Of Vanity Fair Spain, Is Still Alive
For those of you who have been reminiscing of the heady days of 2004, when Paris Hilton was the reigning vapid socialite on the airwaves, be cheered. Paris is still alive. How do we know?
Because she’s on the cover of Vanity Fair Spain. And the title of the article says so. More »
Gallery: 50 Celebrity Slutty Halloween Costumes
Slutty Halloween has gotten a little too self-aware for our liking. So, we’re hoping to put a moratorium on the costume style (after this year’s Slutty Glenn Danzig, doye). However, here’s a gallery of 50 celebrity slutty Halloween costumes. Please note: that’s 50 costumes, not 50 celebs. There are a lot of repeat offenders. Guess how many are Paris Hilton! More »
Courtney Stodden’s Mom Slams Jealous Women, Says ‘My Daughter’s Too Sexy For Facebook!’
Our beloved Courtney Stodden is in the news again for being a beautiful precious jewel. The 17-year-old child bride to 51-year-old washed up actor Doug Hutchinson is usually pretty busy with regular teen girl stuff like sustaining arousal for days on end or being alluringly alliterative on Twitter, but she’s recently run into some trouble on Facebook. People are flagging Stodden’s sweaty photos as ”inappropriate content.” More »
Prabal Gurung Hates Paris Hilton, Likes Women To Be Smart
Prabal Gurung will not suffer bimbos. More »
Ready-To-Click: Eat More Meat & Cheese?!
The top 5 foods for gorgeous, shiny hair. -Betty Confidential
Who will design for Nicola Formichetti? -Styleite
Pro-Tio: layer liner for a colorful, eye-catching look. -Refinery29
What’s the low-fat cookie problem and what does it have to do with daily deals? -The High Low
Paris Hilton wore a $20 dress. -The Budget Babe
Facial symmetry: is it important? -YouBeauty
Not just a trend: let’s talk about mineral make-up. -Birchbox
Gallery: The 12 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Perfumes
The three latest high-profile stories in celebrity perfume have all made me laugh (/a little sad?): Taylor Swift’s making something that “smells like falling in love“Â (training bras and bad decisions), Justin Bieber continues to relentlessly milk the wallets of his tween fans, and Britney Spears is launching fragrance #1000 (called cosmic radiance). Â Inspired by these recent items, we’ve put together a list of the 12 celebrity scents that make us burst out laughing every time we see them and imagine what they smell like. More »
Name That Celeb: Do You Recognize This Famous Lady?
If you do recognize her, I’ll probably feel silly, because I didn’t, and so I wrote that headline, and…well, then it will just be me. More »
Red, White, And Horrible: Very Bad 4th Of July-Inspired Fashions
Earlier today, we offered up some suggestions for how to show school spirit on the 4th of July. Now, we’re letting you know what to avoid (flag leggings, shoes and, yes, thongs) along with a few famous ladies who took their press-baiting faux-patriotism to ridiculous levels. More »
Red Carpet Rundown: The Tackiest Fashion At Wango Tango
Wango Tango is LA radio mega-station 102.7 KIIS FM’s annual day-long concert extravaganza. It attracts a lot of people who are bad at clothes. Let’s look! More »
Party Favors: More Fashion That Gives Back
Gucci has released a chic, simple watch to benefit Japan. -Betty Confidential
Do you suffer from Gwyneth Paltrow Stockholm Syndrome?-Double X
Rachel Zoe’s five favorite maxi dresses/skirts right now. -StyleList
See Paris Hilton’s former Hollywood home. -ShelterPop
Does that Kate Moss “getting groped” French Vogue cover bother you? -Buzznet
The Hillier: up close with Marc by Marc’s classic hobo satchel. -College Candy
What place does a stay-at-home mom have in discussions of family finance? -YourTango
Which fashion icon is among the important people on the Time 100 list? -Styleite
…And which pop star with a famous haircut? -Celebuzz
Gallery: Celebrity Fashion At Coachella
The annual Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival occurred this past weekend. Coachella seems like a really great way to spend three days, if you love portable toilets, B-List celebrities trying to look “with it” and bands that haven’t been cool for a few years. Also, does anyone actually like outdoor music festivals*? However, if you’re bummed about missing the chance to bodycheck your way through an almost-gelatinous cloud of pot smoke so you could be just 100 yards away from Kings of Leon, here’s a gallery of some mildly famous people dressed for the weather…. to… ease… your pain? It is nice that they put the word “Arts” in the title, though. More »
Why Is Jessica Alba In ‘Vogue’ Italia and What Is She Thinking About?
Michelangelo Di Battista shot starlet Jessica Alba for Vogue Italia (known here primarily as the Bible). This makes even less sense than when Steven Meisel shot Paris Hilton and Carmen Elektra and Kevin Federline for the Bible in 2006, but I’m pretty sure he was making a statement about excess or about how “fashion today” has morphed into this dreary obsession with celebrity or how Americans lionize horrible people or something really fucking thoughtful trust me okay? This, on the other hand, just feels weird. So, here are the deep, arty thoughts we imagined Jessica Alba to be thinking during her shoot for the deep, arty Bible. More »
Red Carpet Rundown: Good, Bad and Confusing At The Kids’ Choice Awards
The Kid’s Choice Awards happened. I don’t even know what that means anymore. Judging by the red* (*orange) carpet, neither do the organizers. Here are the arrivals, featuring some favorite stars of children everywhere, like Melissa Rivers, Star Jones and Tisha Campbell-Martin. More »
Gallery: The Use and Abuse of Leopard Print
Generally speaking, I think leopard print should be relegated to splashes: handbags, scarves, ballet flats, or even a shirt if paired with (for example) simple black trousers. I’m in the “always tone it down” camp though, and Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian/Aubrey O’Day are firmly not. Still, I think a bold coat or a statement-making mini can work, so long as there’s a little balance and restraint. Here’s what we consider good uses and poor abuses of leopard. More »
