Most of the things you’re worried about don’t kill you or put you in jail. Also, no matter how your early twenties go, you can always explain them away (I was young and stupid! Oh, my wild and crazy youth!), because, while 21 seems old to you, to other people, it’s basically still childhood but with sex. Here are some ways to cope with your post grad freak out. More »
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According to The Daily Mail, some women have such self-esteem and body issues that they can’t even bring themselves to go to work. More than nine out ten women (92%) said they continually doubt their looks, and some admitted to calling in sick to work on ‘fat days’, because they couldn’t bear to see colleagues. The participants in the study admitted that “bad hair days” or “fat days” impacted on their performance at work, and 6% even admitted to even phoning in sick as a result. More »
Virtually every woman I know regrets having wasted time on some puerile man-child when she could have been getting better grades, improving her career, writing a book, etc. So, the more directly you can achieve your version of romantic contentment, the more time and energy you’ll have for the rest of the components of a gentlewomanly life. So, here are some online dating tips from experts and happy people!
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A bonus reader submission to end Regrets Week right! Be sure to vote for your favorite regret to win some designer shades. More »
Free perfect boyfriends and husbands and ice-cream sandwiches for everyone! And also magic pandas! More »
Am I the last person in America completely grossed out by mouthkissing a dog? Sometimes it seems that way! More »
This is a reader submission. Do you have regrets? Tell TheGloss your regrettable story in 600-800 words and you could win these designer shades to hide your shameful, shameful face. More »
This ad makes me want to be an ultrasound tech MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. More »
Oh look, I got engaged! I’m happy and all, but if you talk about that too much, half the women you know are all like, “Bitch.” So, let’s talk about the fact that it is now normal in our society to date for twenty years or more before marrying (or the equivalent). More »
A day on the beach feels a lot better when you remembered to vote, when you know where your chemotherapy’s coming from in case the Sun gives you cancer, and — ideally, when you’ve built up an empire — that the people you manage, or your proteges, or your children, are furthering your life’s work in your absence while you relax. More »
Is the term “tomboy” pejorative yet? Can we drop it now? The world can get better in small ways. And also, words mean things! More »
As Bullish enters its Terrible Twos, look forward to much more shouting “No!” and sticking forks into outlets. More »
Get more done by planning and enjoying your recreational off time like the bad-ass you are! More »
Like not being assholes. More »
Although I am a decade or two younger than the target market, Oprah’s O Magazine is a great way to really look forward to being sixty (or at least fortysomething). More »