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Jon Stewart Once Got Down To The Dead Kennedys, Mosh Pit Style
Did you think that Jon Stewart was all politics, light humor and television personality? More »
Beauty Treatments For Hippies: Sugar Foot Scrub
In Beauty Treatments for Hippies, I try out home remedies for the superficial things that ail us all. More »
Pick Of The Week: Stanley Thermos
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion and/or beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More »
Gallery: Blake Lively And Friends Went Retro Chic For The Launch Of Jason Wu’s Target Line
Jason Wu launched his new Target line at New York’s Skylight Soho last night, and a lot of fancy people came. People like 14-year-old actress Chloe Moretz and famed patron of the arts Blake Lively! Most of them were dressed very nicely. Let’s take a look. More »
Huffington Post Says Curly Hair Is ‘The Worst’
Many of us curly-haired ladies have spent a large part of our lives trying to figure out how to straighten our hair. More »
Amy Winehouse’s Family Are Less Than Thrilled About Gaultier’s Spring 2012 Tribute To Their Daughter
Well, you can’t win them all. No matter what you do, there seems to be a 10% factor of those who are going to hate on you. Although fans of Amy Winehouse and Jean Paul Gaultier swooned over his gorgeous Spring 2012 Couture show in Paris this week because it was not only stunning but was devoted to the late singer, her family were none to pleased with his choice. More »
Middle School Does The Right Thing, Bans Ugg Boots
Have you ever wished Ugg boots would just go away? The good folks at Pottstown Middle School in Pottstown, PA have, but unlike most people, they didn’t just fantasize longingly about burning all the students’ Ugg boots in one big bonfire. They fucking got off their asses and did something about it. More »
Friday Style Icon: Dorothy Parker (With Bonus Obscure-ish Quotes)
A lot of people know that Dorothy Parker was a famous wit. A lot of people don’t know that in her youth, at 4’11, she was also considered a snappy style icon. Another thing a lot of people don’t know? That she and Robert Benchley subscribed to undertaker trade magazines and then cut them up and added jokes to make their own magazine From Grave To Gay!
Why is this not a magazine that exists right now? Fine. Change the word “gay”. Fine. Other than that. Why don’t you start it? Why don’t you dress like Dorothy Parker, find a platonic male best friend who is equally funny and go off and do things? Because you don’t have her wardrobe. Okay. I’ll help. And I’ll include some quotes! Weird ones, not that one about martinis, again! More »
Kate Middleton Named ‘Hat Person Of The Year’
Right off the bat, I’d like to get out of the way the fact that that is the most awkward name for an award ever. More »
Space-Inspired Fashion For Our Future Moon Colony
In case you haven’t heard, GOP member Newt Gingrich wants to put a colony on the moon. Why should the most powerful country in the world have to hitch a ride to the moon with the Russians? More »
Do You Know How To Get Men To Call You Back? A Quiz For Ladies!
Are you ready to test your lady-smarts? True-false “is this a good idea” quiz time. Okay, let’s rock and roll. More »
Let Them Eat Cake: Fashion-Inspired Cupcakes To Be Exact
Just look at these darling cupcakes! How much do you want to just dive in and lap up that sparkly frosting? Can you just imagine how much fancier your life would be if you could waltz around a party with one of these little numbers in your hand? Even in your own hole-in-the-wall apartment, you could hold one of these and feel like you’ve arrived. It’s fun to play Marie Antoinette!
Karen Tack and Alan Richardson have pretty much answered the… More »
Men Tell Us: If They’d Sleep With Kreayshawn
I’m Benedict Arnold, and boy do I love outsourcing. Instead of writing an article for Jennifer this week like I was supposed to, I farmed out the work to eight of my friends to see what they thought about slipping Kreayshawn the ol’ Jorge. (And Kreayshawn because of her recent slutty schoolgirl photo romp with everyone’s favorite sketchball: Terry Richardson.)
Ed note: I find these really, truly offensive, in a “I want to defend this doubtless talented performer” way. That said, I don’t think I’ve ever heard her music, and I know nothing about her. Please take it away, commenters. More »
Party Favors : Makeovers Are The Best
This reporter’s style was described as “ketamine casual.” Then she got a makeover. -The Observer
Understatement is where the money’s at. -The High Low
H&M says silk trousers for Spring. And fluidity. And “Baby colors.” -Refinery29
Underwear-wearer David Beckham discusses the new baby. -HuffPost Style
Zoe Saldana makes it look so easy. -The Budget Babe
Keith Richards should always demand your immediate attention. -StyleList
Apparently honey is a cure-all for everything. -YouBeauty
A Louisiana town is banning… pajamas? -Styleite
I’m Still Waiting To Feel Successful
I’m 34 years old. I hate typing that out or even saying it. It’s practically mid-30′s; I don’t feel mid-30′s. I especially don’t have a life that I assumed I’d have when I reached my almost-mid-30′s. I’m not sure of an appropriate adjective for my life and since I’d like to offer something poetic but am without words, we’ll just call it stagnate. Yes, my life is like a swamp and I’m the lily pad that never learned to float…. More »
Maxim Identifies Actresses Who Always Look Ready To Argue. We Disagree.
You know what I hate? When I’m walking down the street and some fuckface is all, “smile!” More »
Karl Lagerfeld Interviews Self, Redefines Narcissism
Nobody knows Karl Lagerfeld like Karl Lagerfeld. More »